the Bucky Four-Eyes Cotillion

Monday, April 27, 2015

Careful, your plate is hot

"Flames, on the side of my face"



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Saturday, March 21, 2015

AKA the line I always choose in Meijer

"Is it cool if I pay in change?"



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Friday, February 27, 2015

It's too cold for anything but bouffants

"Unfair advantage"



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Friday, January 09, 2015

Articulate disbelief

"I'm afraid so, Brad"


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Sunday, January 04, 2015

In his defense, they are large sparrows

"Terrified of sparrows, actually"

First scribble of 2015.


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Monday, December 29, 2014

Undisputed

"Dish Master"



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Thursday, December 25, 2014

The tree wisemen

"Seasoned Greetings!"





Whatever you are celebrating, or even if you're not celebrating at all - maybe you just pissed in your best yoga pants, I don't know - have a safe and pleasantly toasted day!

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Saturday, December 20, 2014

"Intrigue"

Color-added bar scribble from 12/14/2014


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Friday, November 21, 2014

Carry the Hatchet

This story has been in my head for 30 years. Now it's in yours, too.


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Thursday, November 20, 2014

You gonna say no to Mom?

Monday, November 17, 2014

You have been warned

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Dance like no one's bitching

I've been haunting the jam sessions downtown lately, and no one has slapped me off the stage yet. That could be considered encouragement, right?

Last night at Theater Bar I plunked my Kodak down on the bar and shot some low-fi video with Big Daddy Fox on the wedge they so lovingly call a stage.





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Saturday, October 18, 2014

Lights, camera, butt plugs!

Something's brewing, and I hope it's not just menopause.

"New haunts"




"Patron saint"

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Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Eye of the tiger

"Cat yoga"



Another panel from my comic that's in creative limbo.

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Thursday, October 02, 2014

Sunnyside won't do

"Sunnyside won't do"


Sunnyside won’t do.
Every groveling snickpit checks both boxes and hopes one’s right when the illigant weave of bowels drapes another man’s neck. Asphalt yields – No mas! No mas! – as a hundred pony cars spin a blizzard of death confetti.
Sunnyside won’t do.

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Monday, September 29, 2014

"Ginger knew"



From a comic project that's on the backburner right now.

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Friday, September 05, 2014

Seeker

"Version querst"


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Friday, August 29, 2014

So now you know

"Suckhole"

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Saturday, August 23, 2014

Timber!

"Ass over teacup"


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Thursday, August 21, 2014

Questioner - an outtake

A line I animated and then cut from the short I'm working on. It's a valid question!

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Thursday, August 14, 2014

Adventure Tchotchkes! #50

"I was originally going to make Quixote a vampire, but my editor told me that vampires don't sell. Man, I'd like to kick the shit out of that editor." Miguel de Cervantes

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Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Adventure Tchotchkes! #49

"Love means never making your sweetie choke on a pube." Grandma

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Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Adventure Tchotchkes! #48

"Put them by your ear, like a seashell, and butt plugs will whisper of far-off lands and offer career advice." Benjamin Franklin


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Friday, June 13, 2014

Just how it is

"Apologies to Steve Miller"



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Tuesday, May 27, 2014

If he says that it's a helmet, I suggest that you agree

"The Golden Helmet of Mambrino, bitches!"



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