The only thing missing is the hairless pussy

It just dawned on me that my fifth blogiversary was a couple of weeks ago. It's too late to celebrate that milestone in human culture (but if you do feel like paying tribute, go out for a pap smear and have the doc yell "Hello...hello...hello...hello..." next to your monkey).

Instead, let me celebrate this warm and fuzzy holiday by presenting to you:

Real Thanksgiving of New Jersey (click on the image to view larger):