Jacuzzi you later
If I hadn't already pointed it out enough times this week, Friday is our 16th wedding anniversary, our 16th April Fool's day of unholy mattressmony.
So, as is our custom, Jim and I have secured a jacuzzi room for the night. I will probably have precious few details for y'all here, as I've decided to try exercising good taste and see how that feels. If you do, indeed, want to know all the gory details, what the hell is wrong with you? Email me.
I'll be back tomorrow, so there's no need to wail and tear at your clothing. Unless, of course, you are attractive and there will be pictures. Then it's to be fully encouraged.