Report Card, Part One
Jim was cleaning upstairs and found my second-grade report card. Miss Briegel was a holy terror bitch who used to pull kids' hair when she was "disciplining" them. Note my parents' signatures; this was still a time when my parents saw every one of my report cards as they were issued. ;)
And yes, I was called "Kitty" then. Don't you dare say a thing (especially one of you who shall remain nameless -- you know who you are!). Yeah, okay. Go ahead and say somethin'.
5 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
What's wrong with being called Kitty? I am still called Kitty but quite a few people, as it was my "professional" name and all.
I think its a perfectly good name.
For me to tease you about. :)
"EVIL does NOT wear a bonnet!"
Aww, who's a pwitty widdle Kitty?
Katy's a pwitty widdle Kitty!
Oh, wait. Um. What were we talking about?
HELLO, KITTY!!!!
Kitty was not my idea. That is one we can blame on Mom.
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