the Bucky Four-Eyes Cotillion

Monday, August 26, 2013

Adventure Tchotchkes! #39 "Gamey"

Monday, August 19, 2013

Adventure Tchotchkes! #38 "Three simple rules for dating my whore"

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Ass is more

I've decided to take Adventure Tchtotchkes! down to once a week in order to bring you even better-crafted ass jokes and the occasional video - I want to get back to Final Cut Express before I forget everything and have to watch the tutorial again. Cookie Nipples has lit a fire under my plumber's crack. There's also a longer story in the works (aiming for about 10 pages), and this will give me more time to get that put together. Buster and Pike are receiving a facelift in the meantime, because nothing says "summertime" quite so succinctly as a butt plug makeover.

Back to work, then. Another grueling night of photographing the Play-Doh bong and pondering the proper spelling of fart noises.


Thursday, August 08, 2013

Adventure Tchotchkes! special twitchy edition

Cookie Nipples gets his due.

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Sunday, August 04, 2013

Spoiled as the cats

In Adventure Tchotchkes! #36, you were offered the chance to vote for your favorite: Banana Hammock vs. Cookie Nipples. It was a Romancing the Stone face-in-your-crotch landslide in favor of Cookie Nipples. Poor Banana Hammock only received one pity vote, and that was cast verbally. So, with 80% of the popular vote, and 100% of the Ebucktoral votes, Cookie Nipples won the right to be featured doing his thing on Monday.


Cookie Nipples has turned out to be as much of a diva as that biker dude with the sad eyes, and insists that "his thing" cannot be properly captured in a comic. He demands more. I would slap him down and dismantle him roughly but for one thing: he's hidden all the batteries I've stockpiled. Clever little bastard knows I'm too cheap to go out and buy more when I have bricks of them on standby. For, uh, the remotes and stuff. So, out of laziness and stubbornness, I am giving in to his demands. The little wooden terrorists have won.

I'm hoping to have "his thing" ready by Thursday, because I'll be really pissed if I have to buy batteries anytime before the year 2015.

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Thursday, August 01, 2013

Adventure Tchotchkes! #37 "Open late for your convenience"