Remember the family crest

My next animation project is never far from my mind, but I haven't had the stomach to tackle another one yet. I've got a lot of unused, strange film footage that makes sense to no one, least of all to me, so that will probably be my starting point. I like to start out confused and take you all along with me for the ride. In the meantime, have a flashback helping of the last project I lived through.

Doh. Oh, dear.

After a year's trial separation, Play-Doh and I are back together again. Portraiture, comics, we'll see what happens. We have an open relationship - I'm free to see other media, and Play-Doh is free to see the inside of its can. (Much as people would like to believe it's the next step on our slippery slope to Hellinahandbasketville, I cannot legally marry my Play-Doh. Just between you and me, I like it this way. It's dirtier.)

"Old Salt just kicked your ass"

Careful, your plate is hot

"Flames, on the side of my face"

AKA the line I always choose in Meijer

"Is it cool if I pay in change?"

It's too cold for anything but bouffants

"Unfair advantage"

Articulate disbelief

"I'm afraid so, Brad"

In his defense, they are large sparrows

"Terrified of sparrows, actually"

First scribble of 2015.

Undisputed

"Dish Master"

"Intrigue"

Color-added bar scribble from 12/14/2014

Carry the Hatchet

This story has been in my head for 30 years. Now it's in yours, too.

You gonna say no to Mom?

Lights, camera, butt plugs!

Something's brewing, and I hope it's not just menopause.

"New haunts"

"Patron saint"

Eye of the tiger

"Cat yoga"

Another panel from my comic that's in creative limbo.

"Ginger knew"

From a comic project that's on the backburner right now.

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"I was originally going to make Quixote a vampire, but my editor told me that vampires don't sell. Man, I'd like to kick the shit out of that editor." Miguel de Cervantes

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"Love means never making your sweetie choke on a pube." Grandma

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"Put them by your ear, like a seashell, and butt plugs will whisper of far-off lands and offer career advice." Benjamin Franklin

Just how it is

"Apologies to Steve Miller"

Turdback Tuesday

Yes, as a matter of fact, I am trotting out my old, tired Nipples.

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