Doh. Oh, dear.

After a year's trial separation, Play-Doh and I are back together again. Portraiture, comics, we'll see what happens. We have an open relationship - I'm free to see other media, and Play-Doh is free to see the inside of its can. (Much as people would like to believe it's the next step on our slippery slope to Hellinahandbasketville, I cannot legally marry my Play-Doh. Just between you and me, I like it this way. It's dirtier.)

"Old Salt just kicked your ass"

Lights, camera, butt plugs!

Something's brewing, and I hope it's not just menopause.

"New haunts"

"Patron saint"

Seeker

"Version querst"

Adventure Tchotchkes! #50

"I was originally going to make Quixote a vampire, but my editor told me that vampires don't sell. Man, I'd like to kick the shit out of that editor." Miguel de Cervantes

Adventure Tchotchkes! #49

"Love means never making your sweetie choke on a pube." Grandma

Adventure Tchotchkes! #48

"Put them by your ear, like a seashell, and butt plugs will whisper of far-off lands and offer career advice." Benjamin Franklin

If he says that it's a helmet, I suggest that you agree

"The Golden Helmet of Mambrino, bitches!"

Next time, bring your own damn wardrobe

"Why am I wearing an air filter?"

Turdback Tuesday

Yes, as a matter of fact, I am trotting out my old, tired Nipples.

Lookit

"Fantasy Island"



"Bastard's billiards"

Adventure Tchotchkes! #47

Soulful multitasking

"Combine and conquer"

Friend request: denied

"Piss off"

Adventure Tchotchkes! #46 "Lucy's advice corner"

I hope they had reservations.

"Underdressed"

Yeah, she's still here

"Clayopatra's remorse"

Steer clear

"Clayopatra's cramps"

You red my mind

"Clayopatra's roost"

At last, the truth

 
"Mommy, where do gingers come from?" 

You go, girl!

"Matilda's big night"