Doh. Oh, dear.

After a year's trial separation, Play-Doh and I are back together again. Portraiture, comics, we'll see what happens. We have an open relationship - I'm free to see other media, and Play-Doh is free to see the inside of its can. (Much as people would like to believe it's the next step on our slippery slope to Hellinahandbasketville, I cannot legally marry my Play-Doh. Just between you and me, I like it this way. It's dirtier.)

"Old Salt just kicked your ass"

Articulate disbelief

"I'm afraid so, Brad"

Undisputed

"Dish Master"

The tree wisemen

"Seasoned Greetings!"

Whatever you are celebrating, or even if you're not celebrating at all - maybe you just pissed in your best yoga pants, I don't know - have a safe and pleasantly toasted day!

Carry the Hatchet

This story has been in my head for 30 years. Now it's in yours, too.

You gonna say no to Mom?

Lights, camera, butt plugs!

Something's brewing, and I hope it's not just menopause.

"New haunts"

"Patron saint"

Eye of the tiger

"Cat yoga"

Another panel from my comic that's in creative limbo.

Sunnyside won't do

"Sunnyside won't do"


Sunnyside won’t do.
Every groveling snickpit checks both boxes and hopes one’s right when the illigant weave of bowels drapes another man’s neck. Asphalt yields – No mas! No mas! – as a hundred pony cars spin a blizzard of death confetti.
Sunnyside won’t do.

"Ginger knew"

From a comic project that's on the backburner right now.

Seeker

"Version querst"

So now you know

"Suckhole"

Timber!

"Ass over teacup"

Adventure Tchotchkes! #48

"Put them by your ear, like a seashell, and butt plugs will whisper of far-off lands and offer career advice." Benjamin Franklin

Just how it is

"Apologies to Steve Miller"

If he says that it's a helmet, I suggest that you agree

"The Golden Helmet of Mambrino, bitches!"

Next time, bring your own damn wardrobe

"Why am I wearing an air filter?"

Lookit

"Fantasy Island"



"Bastard's billiards"

Adventure Tchotchkes! #47

Soulful multitasking

"Combine and conquer"