Carry the Hatchet

This story has been in my head for 30 years. Now it's in yours, too.

You gonna say no to Mom?

Sunnyside won't do

"Sunnyside won't do"


Sunnyside won’t do.
Every groveling snickpit checks both boxes and hopes one’s right when the illigant weave of bowels drapes another man’s neck. Asphalt yields – No mas! No mas! – as a hundred pony cars spin a blizzard of death confetti.
Sunnyside won’t do.

Lookit

"Fantasy Island"



"Bastard's billiards"

Adventure Tchotchkes! #47

What's the national anthem again?

*Coke burp*

"You ain't gotta be such a dick about it"

Friend request: denied

"Piss off"

Imperious George

"Did I stutter?"

To be pronounced "fahncy"

 "Things got fancy, so I left"

Peppermint #2

"Walk in quicksand, bite on stone"

Peppermint #1

"Elmo fucked a polar bear"

Now you see it...

"Last eyeful"

Yeah, she's still here

"Clayopatra's remorse"

Steer clear

"Clayopatra's cramps"

You red my mind

"Clayopatra's roost"

Yappy Hew Near!

"Tipping point"

Chairside travel

"If you lived here, you'd be home"





"Sherpa"

Night falls with a thud

"Dream scream"



"Upstream"

Who's cooking?

"Preemptive pyre"