Self-Portrait Day: In the workplace
What I sed caused an awk-ward silence
I know it's not quite Thursday yet, but fuck it. At least this one is a self portrait. And quite possibly qualifies for bad hair day, too.
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 11:05 PM
15 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
I see we are also playing peek a boo today?
Ok and I want to know why your google ad is offering a "wonderful, compelling yet disturbing love story".
Explain. Right now young lady.
Jess -- Uh, er, um, I don't know what you mean, um, heh heh heh
oh god, google ads is reading my mind, make it stop!
Is that a monkey book you have your nose buried in? And is that a come-hither look?
I know that's an O'Reilly ... what are SED & AWK?
kel
Susie -- how astute, keeper of Gumby. Yes, the cute little primates on the book are slender lorises. And where there are monkeys, there is a come-hither look.
Coskel - I love O'Reilly books...sed and awk are ways to manipulate text and extract desired results from text files. sed is short for "stream editor" and I think awk is actually the first initials of the three guys who invented it. Yes, I'm a geeklet.
HDL - It's totally my Gadget arms. I do have a timer, but I save that for my close-up ass shots.
Startled by the monkey, the bird sed "AWK! AWK!"
Yeah, well, I tried, anyway.
Love the peek-a-boo pic. And the Bone Rollers pic in the background.
Heh! heh! don't hate me, but you totally look like Penny Marshall from behind that book.
geek-a-boo, I see you. LOL!!! funny stuff.
I cheated of course this week, but then I'm allowed.
Shclamele, schlamozzle, hossenfeffer incorporated
Good eye, LadyBug! Yes, I'm egotistical enough to have my old band posters up in my office. Glory days and all...AWK!
Greenie -- Geek-a-boo, I dig it! I won't get pissed about the Penny Marshall thing if I can trade her Lakers' courtside seats for identical seats for the Pistons. Then we can tawk.
Mr. B -- thanks a fucking lot, now I'll have that song stuck in my head ALL FUCKING DAY! And your profile pic...it becomes more disturbing with each edit. I like that.
Next on the TV Hits parade:
Look what's happened to me now,
I can't believe it myself,
suddenly I'm up on top of the world
should have been somebody else
Believe it or not
I'm walking on air...
You crazy kids. Say, I picked up "Geek Love" and "Annotated Alice" (thanks, Squirl) and PSP 9 (thanks, Mr. B). Now damn it, stop talking about books and computer shit - I can't afford to read you.
Dazed and Confused - I hope you enjoy both of the books!
Believe it or not, I'm walkin' on air
I never thought I could feel so free-hee-heeee
Flyin' away on a wing and a prayer
Who could it be?
Believe it or not, it's just me!
One vote for sexalicious from the bootylicious nurse.
And more "Geek Love" in the world.
aaah, I feel all warm and fuzzy. But maybe that's just five o'clock shadow.
Sodapop was sooooo hooooooooot. ANd I am so aware how much that comment identitfies me as a secret geek.
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