Mystery meat challenge
The game is afoot!
This was an innocent enough picture before I took it to Photoshop to produce a fucked-up platter of mystery meat. My challenge to You, Internet as a Whole (all ten of you), is to guess what the subject of the photograph was in its pre-meat life.
The first correct answer will earn its author 10,000 - that's right, ten motherfucking thousand - Brain Points.* Oh, yeah, I know better than to offer Rice-a-Roni (the San Francisco Treat) as a prize; I learned my lesson the hard way.
So, tell me - what the fuck was this before I turned it into mutant meat?
![Mystery meat](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_seqLzWQckCY8utfN-9vsWdyMDJyexVTuLBzLjfll4-2E6XD21nIO35Hk0bUQWuQWtvPzZEs4PtDvVxdinCw8lQ33b7UNhr5RdTkscCgb0vk-aH8LK2RZjXT86fNY16cNc=s0-d)
* Brain Points can be redeemed for bragging rights at any participating Home Depot, Showbiz Pizza, or Victoria's Secret location.
This was an innocent enough picture before I took it to Photoshop to produce a fucked-up platter of mystery meat. My challenge to You, Internet as a Whole (all ten of you), is to guess what the subject of the photograph was in its pre-meat life.
The first correct answer will earn its author 10,000 - that's right, ten motherfucking thousand - Brain Points.* Oh, yeah, I know better than to offer Rice-a-Roni (the San Francisco Treat) as a prize; I learned my lesson the hard way.
So, tell me - what the fuck was this before I turned it into mutant meat?
* Brain Points can be redeemed for bragging rights at any participating Home Depot, Showbiz Pizza, or Victoria's Secret location.