If a picture is worth a thousand words, I sure hope I'm getting paid by the word
Tonight, the world is my puppet show. Only with photographs instead of puppets. Hard to tell the difference sometimes, innit? Y'ever find yourself trying to jam your hand up the ass of a Polaroid?
No?
I'll be slinking away in a fantastic imitation of shame now.
Imagine my consternation upon seeing this in my small-town childhood book shop. Oh, it's that kind of bookstore now, is it?
Toby Maguire lookin' all badass in Spiderman 3.
This is my small-town childhood grocery store. Now it's all about the Almighty Wiener, baby.
...so don't forget to put down a tarp!
No?
I'll be slinking away in a fantastic imitation of shame now.
Imagine my consternation upon seeing this in my small-town childhood book shop. Oh, it's that kind of bookstore now, is it?
Toby Maguire lookin' all badass in Spiderman 3.
This is my small-town childhood grocery store. Now it's all about the Almighty Wiener, baby.
...so don't forget to put down a tarp!
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 11:50 PM
13 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
Ummm... ok.
Heee. I just saw you at Nilbo's saying "Shit fire!" ohmygosh, I haven't heard that since I was little. Except I heard it more like, "Shit far!" (Which, now that I think of it, is a whole 'nother "skill" altogether.)
I wondered what all of these pictures were for when I checked Flickr!
I think you should sue the bookstore for false advertising. Unless, of course, it HAS become that kind of bookstore, in which case, my kids can't shop there when we come visit. ;)
"Y'ever find yourself trying to jam your hand up the ass of a Polaroid?"
Now I know the story behind They Might Be Giants's hit "Put your hand inside the puppet head"!
/got the song stuck in my head now
//slashies
Dunno if antone else thought it was a hit, I liked it anyways.
MD -
"Quit myyyyyyyyyyy job down at the carwash
Didn't have to write no one a good-bye note
That said, 'The check's in the mail, and
I'll see you in church, and don't you ever change'
If the pu-pu-puppet head
Was only bu-bu-busted in
I'll see you after school..."
I echo JD's Rose: "Ummm... ok."
your s is upside down...
Happy Mom o' Kitties Day :)
Have you been overtaken by the German weiners?
Come over and play "Fact or Crap" on my site. :)
Crap. Not that site. My other one.
http://insertsomethingwittyhere.wordpress.com/
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