Includes badly forged signature, just like in high school

Dear Blogging:

Please excuse Katy's absence from The Cotillion Blog on Friday. I assure you, she had every intention of attending, and even brought a story about a blues singer trying to shag her husband for show and tell. However, between her merry morning commenting on other people's blogs and her evening routine of writing her own damn blog, she succumed to a questionable order of mahi mahi fajitas. Or maybe it was the salsa. Safe to assume the guacamole was not innocent, either.

Blame it on whatever part of the delightful takeout food that you will, her ability to sit up and type was seriously impaired by her repeated dashes to the porcelain god, to contemplate her sin, and to repent for ordering anything called fish fajitas (which is still slightly less of a sin than ordering fish tacos). Katy feels better today, and promises to contribute something of questionable substance to you tonight.

And she will avoid controversial food for the duration of the weekend.

Utterly, deeply, sincerely,

Katy's Mom
(no, really!)