Better than a peg leg
It didn't occur to me until we were nearly done with dinner last night that it was International Talk Like a Pirate Day. That seemed particularly appropriate, since we were eating at Joe's Crab Shack, and I can't think of a more piratey place that wouldn't make Jess reach for the Immodium *cough LongJohnSilver's cough*
If you've never been to a Joe's Crab Shack, you have to understand that the place is replete with boats, boat parts, big plastic sea creatures, and any other odd, nautically related items that can be hung from the walls and the ceilings.
There was one item, however, that caused me to sit up and take notice. Viewed from the side, one would realize that it was a rather large upright statue of a shark. When I saw it, however, it was from straight on, and...well...all I can say is, ribbed for her pleasure?
Suddenly, I have an irresistable urge to walk the plank.
If you've never been to a Joe's Crab Shack, you have to understand that the place is replete with boats, boat parts, big plastic sea creatures, and any other odd, nautically related items that can be hung from the walls and the ceilings.
There was one item, however, that caused me to sit up and take notice. Viewed from the side, one would realize that it was a rather large upright statue of a shark. When I saw it, however, it was from straight on, and...well...all I can say is, ribbed for her pleasure?
Suddenly, I have an irresistable urge to walk the plank.
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 9:15 PM
15 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
Ha ha! Nothing's lost on me. When I read blogs I scroll for pics first (yeah, well sometimes I'm scatter-brained), then go back and read. I didn't even notice the, er... statue... until you pointed it out. It's brain fog, Bucky, brain fog.
Oh dear gawdahmighty... ribbed for her pleasure indeed. Do they have one that vibrates?
I'm suing for unauthorized use of my image.
Oh. My. Gock... er, or, is it Nilbo's?
There's a phallus in the palace!
Nilbo, put that thing away!
You could put somebody's eye out.
:o)
tee hee everybody's response. :)
Yes...I saw Daniel Kahn this past weekend complete with some of his pirate music. Tom Waits is a guru of his ya know.
O and nice phallus among us ;)
Thanks for sharing, Nilbo
Woot! Someone (ahem?) should tape a few condom packets to the shark next time they go to Joe's. . . then accidently take photos . . . and accidently post them to their blog.
I have eaten at Joe's Crab Shack: there is one on the Louisville Riverfront that overhangs the Ohio River. However, I have never had the urge to walk the plank or make an erotic link the statue of a shark.
Holy crap. Ow.
Jim! Holy Crap my ass! ah fuck it, never mind
That thing come with batteries?
Um, I feel dirty and squishy all of a sudden... and I'm spontaneously doing my Kegels...
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