Oh, come on, like you guys don't have dolls in your offices, too!
Janis and I both like to have a bottle handy when we come offstage, or after a good, ass-stingin' spankin' from a Russian despot.
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 6:46 PM
14 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
Drink another little bit of my Geritol, baby....
Haven't been by in a few days...it's a picture-o-rama in here! Hilarious!
I've always thought there was something about Gumby and that horse...I just couldn't put my finger on it.
Ern, I think you just don't want to put your finger IN it.
oh lord won't cha buy me my Geritol n' Depends...
You caught us, we do all have dolls in our orafices... lots of dolls, lots of orafices....
Oh yeah. I remember in my glory days when I was stage. I'd run back during the break and freebase some Geritol and do a couple lines of Ben Gay. Ah, good times.
Is that a doll in your orifice, or are you just glad to see me?
Bucky, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to STEP AWAY FROM THE TCHOTCHKES!
Huhuhuhuh.
You said WHEN WE COME OFFSTAGE
Girl.A -- gotta charge more if we come ONSTAGE.
Umm whats geritol?
Striz -- Geritol is what old people drink at work. It gives us our 12% alcohol, and yet we're not in trouble because it clearly says "vitamin supplement" on the package.
Or were you just rubbing it in that some of us are waaaaaaaay older than you? Huh? Huh? Spot wants to know.
Bucky, I seriously thought you were joking about the Geritol being 12% alcohol. But I Googled my ass off (oh, wait. It's still there.), and not only did they call the stuff TONIC (which is reminiscent of Granny on the Beverly Hillbillies), but sure 'nuff..."alcohol 12% brewer's yeast"!
Pass the bottle, wouldja?
Oh, wait. The baby's underage. I'll have to wait a few more months. Damn.
LadyBug -- I guess it is kind of like Granny's "rheumatiz medicine."
No rheumatiz here, y'all!
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