For LadyBug: Who Would Bucky Do?
Yes, I am the muffin man
LadyBug wondered "Who would Bucky do?" While I contend that it would be easier to ask "Who wouldn't Bucky do?" I have provided one example of yes, please above.
I guess I'm gonna open this up to you guys, because you're by and large a bunch of sick fucks and I'm morbidly curious to know what you'll say. So, all y'all, I'm askin' ya pointblank:
Who Would Bucky Do?
(optional) And why?
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 8:08 PM
19 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
Oh Oh me me! Bucky would totally do me, cause I have red vinyl clothes that make really good spanking noises and lots of drugs at my house right now. And shortly well be rocking the bagpipes and come on now who DOESN'T get all horned up around bagpipes?
Plus I would totally stick my boobs in your face and make you zerbert them. PFFFFFFFFFFTTTPFFFFFFTTTTT right in my titties.
So there. Neener Neener Neener.
The red vinyl is a draw, but you know, you put it right over the top with the bagpipes. What woman could resist the allure of Enter Sandman on bagpipes?
And, color me old and ignorant, but please explain zees zerbert? Or is it like a cleavage raspberry?
Ahh thats exactly what it is! You see? Fate! I need a titty zerbert, you know how to raspberry.
You will be mine oh witchy women.
(rub hands together greedily)
oh god just let me watch, please. I'm not to0 proud to beg.
dc
thats a very lovely "0" on to0...ah well..I'm just here to watch..carry 0n
dc
Dang, you a naughty Canuck. For punishment, you must sit facing the corner. No looking, only listening.
And, uh, bringing fresh towels.
You would do Tom Borkaw while he wore a leather jacket and talked dirty in that sultry voice of his.
Aaah, would do, or have done, Striz?
That is for you to ponder.
Mmmmmm. . .leather. . .
Somebody give Joan Jett's "Fetish" a spin...and we need butter, lots and lots of butter...
Spoony, now my muffin is butter-drenched.
At least, we're calling it "butter." There's not a barn in sight.
Mr. B, real butter or table spread? Mmmmm, margarine sounds a whole lot better when you call it "table spread."
heheeh table spread
PeeWee Herman. A seriously sick and wrong individual and even if he was no good in the sack, he'd be FUNNY.
PeeWee Herman. A seriously sick and wrong individual and even if he was no good in the sack, he'd be FUNNY.
oops...sorry about posting twice. Not enough black-tar heroin this morning.
I know you are, but what am I?
Pee Wee could charm me with his big-shoe Tequila dance.
I mean, we all know what big feet mean, right?
PeeWee Herman. A seriously sick and wrong individual ...
Just kidding. There are lots of people who jerk off in public.
It's not that far out of the average human behavioral range. Expeshally if you take into account some people get the words public and pubic mixed up.
Oh, and my guess is that BFE would do the Eric Clapton of 1979.
did I ever tell you about this trick I do where I stick out my tongue and lick my eyebrows?
Ah, thanks for dedicating the pic to me, Bucky.
And I'm gonna play it safe and just say you'd do your happy, hunky man in the pic. And WHY?
Because he is the MUFFIN Man....and MUFFIN is a euphemism for....well, you KNOW.
Girl.A: Yeah, didn't Clapton write a song for me 'round then? Lay Down, Bucky I think it was called.
'Bear: See me after class.
LadyBug: Now you've got it. And then, don't the words go: "Now I am the butter man, now I am the butter man. . ." ?
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