One procrastination, under god. . .
Where are moose and squirrel?
An astute reader might notice that there hasn't been much actual reading here the last couple of days. Trust me when I tell you that I'd much rather be writing for you, wandering blog readers, than doing what I'm really doing, which is a shitload of writing for my (paying) job. I am having slightly more than zero fun (just because I have to pee sooner or later, and peeing is always fun).
So, in an attempt to avoid my given and inevitable task for a minute or two, I give you Fearless Leader in Jim's office. I have his equally evil twin in my office. We're a cute couple, in a burn-the-beanie-babies kind of way.
Help me. Please help me. Must. . .write. . .serious. . .technical. . .AAAAAAAGH! Fun withdrawal!
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 8:01 PM
11 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
Everyone needs a little fascist dictator in their bedroom.
Yeah, but whaddya think about the toy?
Ah...two of my favorite things, Girl A. Dictator.
Bucky, I write technical crap too. Doesn't it just suck the big wangage? I think I'd rather get a bikini waxing.
Dazed, suckin' the big wangage still sounds like moe fun than what I'm doin'!
Brazilian or regular bikini wax? There's a sizable pain variation.
BFE - When do you get to stop this actual work crap?
Wow, I used to hate my job, but at least I could be drunk and still do it if I wanted.
Can't really get drunk and write technical stuff, at least if you want it to make sense huh..might be alot more fun tho..
Write it drunk. Yeah do it.
Plum -- I should be done with the bulk of this crap today. Then I can get back to my regularly scheduled retardation.
Jessica -- That's one great thing I could always say about working in a band -- it's one of the very few jobs in the world where they not only pay you, but you're encouraged to drink while working! Yeah, I miss that part of it. And all the groupies. (insert laughter here)
Striz -- I think you may be onto something. I'll let you know what they think about it at work. :)
Hey Bucky! Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!
But that trick never works!
You don't want fun, it's overrated!
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