the Bucky Four-Eyes Cotillion

Friday, August 19, 2005

More juvenile humor...what a surprise!

This is probably the most unique gift I received for my birthday this year, courtesy of a friend whose husband is a doctor:

Is that a pen in your pocket or is your happiness to see me chemically enhanced?

You can't tell me the people who designed this pen didn't giggle like schoolgirls with raw squid in their crevices when they had this thing on the drawing board.

This was given to me at work, and I proceeded to run about the place like the developmentally arrested individual I am and make everyone have a close inspection of my stiffy pen.

I figured if anyone else would appreciate this as much as I do, it would be You, the Internet as a Whole. By my reckoning, I'd better use it up fast, 'cause when they come to take me to my "special" room, I have it on the best of authority that I won't be allowed anything but blunt crayons.

13 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG I have that same pen! You're cool. (PS - Miss Gulch Returns - The Wicked Musical is on the way).

12:27 AM, August 20, 2005  
Blogger eclectic said...

You have to put the stiffy pen down now, Bucky. It's gonna take four or more hours for it to... *ahem* out of ink. And you need your rest.

2:18 AM, August 20, 2005  
Blogger Susie said...

Excellent pen. My Jif is sort of a collector of fine pens. I don't know whether he would be seen with such an item or not. I'm thinking . . . not.

9:00 AM, August 20, 2005  
Blogger Schmootzie said...

Ball point?

10:15 AM, August 20, 2005  
Blogger Nickle Annie said...

I will have to share mine with you when I get it. I won it on Ebay and it almost looks like yours but mine lights up. ;)

10:48 AM, August 20, 2005  
Blogger Lori Denine and her cat said...

I think my wife has a pen like that. Dunno what she's been usin it fer but i just know how resorsful she is. God I miss her already...

I dunno where I am an I ain't feelin so horse left me out here in the middle of nowhere...

12:51 PM, August 20, 2005  
Blogger Lori Denine and her cat said...

Nickle Antie - Yours lights up? dammmm girl, maybe that's the light I see off in the distance.

12:54 PM, August 20, 2005  
Blogger Torrie said...

Dude, I can hook you up with many perverse pens.

1:44 PM, August 20, 2005  
Blogger Candy said...

Oh man, I just want to click that thing over and over and over.

Wonder why that is?


3:33 PM, August 20, 2005  
Blogger Opera Gal said...

when you get bored with the clicking:
pen tircks

7:59 PM, August 20, 2005  
Blogger Kassi Gilbert said...

I totally want a Viagra pen.

10:18 PM, August 20, 2005  
Blogger Katy Barzedor said...

Dazed - Thank you thank you thank you! We'll have to write each other secret letters with our cool stiffy pens.

Eclectic - there is no rest for me so long as the stiffy pen has ink.

Susie - so I don't have to worry about Jif stealin' my stiffy pen?

Schmootz - you know it, dude. Balls to spare.

Nickle Annie - oooooh, you got the deluxe boner pen! I'm jillis!

GW - I'm sure your horse will be back in time for you to bike with Lance. Keep your eye on the light!

Torrie - I'll be over with my pocket protector on.

Mrtl - Don't you think this is the perfect pen to write love letters?

Jess - I bet you say that to all the girls with stiffy pens.

Opera gal - uh oh, I see me entertaining my whole office with pen tricks now. What have you started?

Kassi - be nice enough to a doctor and you just might get him to give one up!

9:23 AM, August 21, 2005  
Blogger Madame D said...

Oh my god. I love pens, and am a fierce collector.
Oh god, the agony of not owning one of these!
I think I have to go troll ebay now.

8:17 PM, August 22, 2005  

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