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Monday, April 25, 2005

It wasn't me, it was the one-armed poo!


Mr. Hanky, the one-armed poo.

Bad dog Snickers finally became jealous of our cherished Christmas Poo today, and tore one of the arms off of the aforementioned Yuleturd.

Poor little shit never had a chance to defend himself...

17 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':

Anonymous Dazed & Confuzed said...

"Yuleturd" - I love that. LOVE.

6:55 PM, April 25, 2005  
Blogger Susie said...

Just when I think you couldn't top leper porn. You post a mutilated Christmas turd. There is NO limit to your potential, Bucky Four-Eyes!

6:59 PM, April 25, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Dazed - it was a last-minute inspiration, clearly meant for your enjoyment. Huzzah!

Susie...I may not be able to conquer the world, but I shore can make it shudder a little!

7:13 PM, April 25, 2005  
Anonymous Jessicarabbit said...

Fecal abuse! So wrong! So sad! How will he ever dance again?

7:44 PM, April 25, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

He'll dance like the gimpy little turd he is and like it.

8:12 PM, April 25, 2005  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

Doggies always eat their own poop. He just confused that's all.

8:25 PM, April 25, 2005  
Blogger Squirl said...

Now I've got the song in my head.

"Mr Hanky, the Christmas Poo, he loves me and I love you, even if you're a Jew."

Atleast, I think that's how it goes.

8:47 PM, April 25, 2005  
Blogger Torrie said...

Yuleturd? Mother Nature does not respect my bush?

I have to start writing this shit down and compiling a list of Bucky-isms.

9:19 PM, April 25, 2005  
Anonymous La Pix said...

Speaking of Buckyisms, well, not really - but Buck, I just watched Deadwood on TiVo. Missed it last night.

Best lines:
Calamity Jane: "We've got a mutual pain in the balls acquaintance...Charlie Fuckin Utter!"

Tom Nuttall: "Anyone who doubts me sucks cock by choice!"

10:57 PM, April 25, 2005  
Blogger BobbleheadHillbilly said...

We used to have a dog that had a hankerin' for cat shit. You could always tell when she had just eaten some. She'd rest her chin on your knee and burp shit breathe in your face. Kinda gross yet oddly amusing.

4:34 AM, April 26, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Bobblehead, you show me a dog that ain't hankerin' for cat shit, and I'll show you a deceased dog. Betchoo guys just can't wait to have to guard the litter boxes from a St. Bernard puppy!

La Pix - still haven't seen this week's episode...gotta get my Deadwood fix tonight! We need more Calamity Jane onscreen, all the time. I knew it was love when the first line came out of her mouth last season: "Ignorant fuckin' cunts!"

Torrie - no list of Buckyisms would be complete without my sentimental favorite: I've got a grabby little pucker for your tongue!

Squirl - somethin' like that. You'd think I'd seen that episode enough times to know the song. I can sing Dreidle like nobody's business, though.

Mr. B - I thought a dog would know a fake poop from a real poop. Guess that's why only the arm was torn off. Snicker is goin' "Yuck! False poop!"

7:39 AM, April 26, 2005  
Blogger Spurious Plum said...

The fact that you even POSESS a famous, stuffed yule log is a tribute to your Buckiness.

I bow low before your superior poop intellect.

Poopellect?

9:11 AM, April 26, 2005  
Blogger snaps79 said...

Poop on, Poop off.

SPD this week is "show us your funny duds". I'm sure you've got something in that closet of yours that will get us all laughing. I can't wait to see it!

12:04 PM, April 26, 2005  
Blogger Spurious Plum said...

P.S. You wanted proof of the doiliness. Well you got it.

http://spuriousplum.blogspot.com/2005/04/rockin-doily.html

7:01 PM, April 26, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr Hanky, the Christmas Poo was found floating in a Heathers bath recently! Harry

8:08 AM, April 27, 2005  
Blogger spoonleg said...

Harry, that is disgustingly hilarious.

1:31 AM, April 28, 2005  
Blogger It's Me, Maven... said...

"Hide-eee-hooo"

Just love how you think. "Yuleturd." Again. Priceless. You have now earned a spot on my favorites list.:)

4:00 PM, May 10, 2005  

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