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Friday, April 22, 2005

Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun


Who else thinks this is me?

Cherie sent this to me today, and even though she sends me old, drunken pictures of me all the time, I just couldn't for the life o' me remember posin' for this one. I don't think I've ever actually held a real gun in my hand, nor have I handled a realistic-looking toy gun.

But, you know, since Cherie did have ample opportunity to photograph me in various states of inebriation, I wrote her back to inquire as to the source of this shot. She replied that she got it off a Yahoo joke list to which she belongs. So technically, that's not me.

The likeness here just blows my mind. Same uncontrollable hair, same pair of shades I had before the current ones, same leather biker jacket, even the hands look like mine.

Frankly, I'm just a little freaked out by this!

18 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':

Blogger JessicaRabbit said...

Thats hysterical. It really does look like you. I never seem to have that problem. No one ever mistakes me for anyone else. Wonder why that is.

I have a friend who used to party really hard, and she saw this porno and the girl in it really looks so much like her and she is convinced she might of done this and not remember, she is obsesed with it.

Yours is much funnier

3:37 PM, April 22, 2005  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

Doppelganger Alert

4:01 PM, April 22, 2005  
Blogger Susie said...

Yep, they say, everyone's got a double. Yours has violent PMS and a firearm.

4:47 PM, April 22, 2005  
Blogger Random and Odd said...

My mom would be so proud bucky!!

I actually HAVE a picture of her doing that though!! hee hee.

4:53 PM, April 22, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

I know, you guys, isn't that really too weird?
Upon closer inspection, we've decided her nails are nicer than mine have ever been.

I've had people tell me they thought I was such-and-such friend of theirs before, but for me to see it and be certain it's me...that's just plain freeeeeeeeky.

Kristine, now the Fonz and I can hang out at the firing range!

And if I ever see a porno where the girl looks like me, I'm takin' it back for a refund immediately.

5:23 PM, April 22, 2005  
Blogger Squirl said...

Man, sis, I did think that was you when I first brought up your site. I love it. I don't see cig stains on your fingers, that's what tips me off now that I know it's not you.

I should have that with my blog from today to show what can happen to Ichabod if he laughs at me when I'm PMSing really bad.

5:35 PM, April 22, 2005  
Blogger Torrie said...

I am all about playtex.

Tampax sucks.

6:03 PM, April 22, 2005  
Blogger Zombie_Flyboy said...

I lean left.

I lean right.

The gun stays aimed right at me.

6:08 PM, April 22, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Sorry, Zombie - when we get struck with the PMS, all you have to be is male to be in trouble. Nothin' personal. The undead may be exempt - lemme get back to you on that.

Torrie, are we forgetting the Keeper and the Diva Cup? Do we need to take that up again here? 'Cause you know I will...

Squirl - you should use it! We look enough alike, you might look just like me when you finally snap. I'll send you an email.

6:48 PM, April 22, 2005  
Blogger Amy said...

Somehow it wouldn't be quite so threatening if a hand was holding up a 'keeper' in front.

I think you look really good in this picture.

6:53 PM, April 22, 2005  
Blogger Nilbo said...

I'd have picked that out of a lineup as you. It's a funny picture. Because it's true.

7:11 PM, April 22, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Amy, you should see me when I'm really pissed.

Nilbo, now I'm obsessed with who the model is in this picture. So much of the face is covered that the resemblance probably drops off with more facial, so to speak, but still...

7:14 PM, April 22, 2005  
Blogger Amy said...

I think her forehead is higher than yours.

7:52 PM, April 22, 2005  
Blogger Kitty said...

Seriously freaked out Bucky!

I don't know what scared me more, the plug-ems with a gun or the fact that Comcast now provides me with HIGH-SPEED internet (instead of just chargin me 4 it).

That picture popped up on my screen so fast I put my hands up.

I swear officer, it's not mine...

8:49 PM, April 22, 2005  
Blogger greatwhitebear said...

Doesn't it scare you a bit that neither your sister or your friends said "naw, that couldn't be katy, she'd never hold up somebody for mere tampons?

11:01 PM, April 22, 2005  
Anonymous LadyBug said...

"Same uncontrollable hair, same pair of shades I had before the current ones, same leather biker jacket, even the hands look like mine."

Same box of Tampax?

11:25 PM, April 22, 2005  
Blogger Tardist said...

Hey! I recognize that picture - it's from an episode of Magnum PMS.

12:32 AM, April 23, 2005  
Blogger spoonleg said...

I was 'blown away' by Bucky's resemblance to the lady in the image... until I read jessica's comment and now am in COMPLETE AND UTTER SHOCK. How could someone think that another person, NAKED, having sex with other people, NAKED, is actually themself? She doesn't have any identifying moles or birthmarks or tattoos or piercings or scars? Jesus Christ, I would be obsessed too, if someone looked just like me... NAKED!

11:09 AM, April 23, 2005  

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