Self-Portrait Day: Elvis
I coulda sworn I asked Col. Parker for a refill...
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 6:12 AM
Thursday, April 14, 2005
I coulda sworn I asked Col. Parker for a refill...
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- Just like in the movies
- Crop it like it's hawt
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- Get the spittoon
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10 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
Thank you very much!
have you ever done the test where they whack off a big chunk o your hair?
Delphi makes you go get that test
it is SO EVIL
YAY! Bucky on the crapper. AND an Elvis reference. I can die a happy man. Pass me a cheeseburger.
Check out them nekkid feat!
you totally took my idea! guess i'm just not fast enough. oh well :(
Hey! Where's the fried peanut butter sandwich?
I don't think I have ever been more attracted to anyone ever. Thats just so,hot. I wanna throw my panties and yell, Im all shook up!
I knew Elvis wasnt really dead, I just didnt realize he had a sex change and went to work in MI.
Does Jim know?
Opera gal - no, I have not been subjected to the ritual hair whacking. I have to agree with the evility of it, though. Why don't they just lop off a tit while they're at it?
Oh, and the place where I was plied with alcohol in Baltimore was Capitol City Brewing Company, in the Harborfront mall thingy.
Folks, I understand that the combination of my bare feet and the fact that I'm perched seductively on the toilet emits an irresistable mojo, but please, people -- I beg of you to show restraint!
heh heh, restraint.
And the fried peanut butter sandwich? Can't say it didn't occur to me, but room service wouldn't come back to my room again after the whole mint-on-pillow fiasco.
Oh, and I don't think Jim was onto the whole thing until he found the bejeweled jumpsuits I had stashed away.
Shouldn't you be eating a sub?
MHAHAHAHAHHAHA love it!!
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