Rode hard and put up fossilized
Archaeologists have just unearthed this prime specimin of a prehistoric vagina. Lean in close, and you'll swear you can hear it purr, "Feed me, Seymour!"
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 11:41 PM
Saturday, April 09, 2005
Archaeologists have just unearthed this prime specimin of a prehistoric vagina. Lean in close, and you'll swear you can hear it purr, "Feed me, Seymour!"
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- No puddy tats here
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16 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
Ok now that aint right, and I had Nick come look at it, and you totally confused this poor pretty boy.
You big meanie, picking on poor boys.
Heh heh heh
Sorry, Nick. I hope this doesn't give you fossil pussy nightmares.
Ahahahahaha!!!
Well, at least he's pretty!
And to the left is the 5 ton bottle of Astroglide required for any festivities.
And on the right is the 12 pack of industrial grade diamond flecked condoms. Ride in style.
and then three feamle backup singers in sequinned gowns show up
Guys, I'm not entirely sure, but I think this turn of conversation is arousing me.
I'll give you 20 minutes to stop that.
Just before opening time, 20 firemen wearing only their hats arrive ready to douse the flames of luv should there be a few specks of flint within the Crystalline C*Word (collected from previous lovers).
Cheesecake anyone?
I SWEAR i am not going to make any ex girlfriend comments.
If that's a vagina it looks like it has teeth.
Dentata. Ouch.
Reminds me a little of an occasion bumping kitties with a stubbly friend many years ago. PAIN not pleasure.
La Pix, OW! Whisker burn baaaaaad!
I think I saw something like that somewhere in Asia once....
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I have nothing against anyone who can shoot ping pong balls out of their area.
oh my god - disturbing...
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