No phones, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury

Ok, so I do have phone, lights, and a motorcar. What I don't have? Internet and cable. While I get that straightened out, I'm spending my time leeching internet off Squirl and various restaurants whose free wi-fi reaches the parking lot. It wouldn't really be a matter of urgency, except for the fact that I'm teaching now, so I really do need to be on here every day. Too bad nobody in my neighborhood has an unsecured network with a strong signal. *sigh*

I've also been putting in a lot of hours in the retail biz the last couple of weeks, and I can't see that slowing down any as Christmas hurtles at us like an oversized, overpriced asteroid.

This week, I learned something new from a customer. Apparently, Hustler magazine voted Grand Haven as the best place in the USA to lose one's virginity. I think I might give it a try.

Also, Eeyore threw up in my shoe. Just in case anyone was wondering.

And now, back to your regularly scheduled deprogramming.