Get the spittoon
Now spit!
Originally uploaded by Bucky Four-Eyes.
Could I look just a little more inbred in this picture? Or any more like I'm about to let a mouthful of chaw go flyin'?
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 10:34 PM
Saturday, April 02, 2005
Now spit!
Originally uploaded by Bucky Four-Eyes.
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- Apologies to Sissy Hankshaw
- She enjoys being a Squirl
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16 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
Careful, you dont want to get a reputation for being a spitter, your dance card wont be nearly as full...
Ok now I am mad. I just wrote you this whole email, while I have this brief moment of uncle nick/scooby hypnosis going on, and gmail sent it back to me AGAIN.
Im going to kick something, I really am. And then Im going to spit.
"Mouthful of Chaw"
Is that what you kids are calling it these days? I am so behind the times.
Hm! Looks like somethin' naughty's a) about to happen, b) just happened, c) bowf.
heh.
Happy anniversary!
Jess - I think gmail knows we're bein' snarky and it's punishing us. But if you're gonna spit, please avoid the carpet.
Zombie - heh heh "chaw" heh heh ehhh, I got nothin'! heh heh heh
P-jen - I choose "C"! And thanks! :)
Are you nekked?
Uh, er, um, uh....heh heh heh heh
Not technically naked, but...
uh, huh huh huh...
still awaiting the promised tell all email cc
Bear - don't you have Animal Planet to see that sort of thing? I mean, substitute "jacuzzi" for "mudpit" and you've got a pretty accurate picture of the unspeakable things that happened this weekend.
Technically nekked, jacuzzi?
So who's taking the picture? I'm not going to believe you had another camera on a tripod...
Dirty, naughty, filthy, dirty.
Hope you had a great time kids.
Now just on accounta yer from the South doesn't mean you chew. You gotta be careful what you chew just in case you swallow.
You don't look inbred. you look like a lady whos trying very hard not to get her boobs in the camera frame as you are pointing it at the mirror.
Gotta love hubby in the background, he doesnt even look like he knows what you are up to, he is focussed on his anniversary booty.
Uh, er, I don't know what you guys mean. heh heh heh heh
Are you suggesting an extra shooter in the room, Sierrabella? 'Cause I wish I'd have thought of that.
Greenie, if it lets you sleep better at night, you can just pretend we played cards all weekend. You know, Texas Hold 'Em, 69 Pickup, Spit in the Ocean...(sorry, I just can't help inflicting nasty breeder nightmares on you, but it's done out of love!)
Squirl - good thing I didn't chew, 'cause I'd-a been pretty annoyed when you pissed in the spittoon. And what do people have against the swallow? They're delightful little birds, and they always return to Cappucino.
Amy - ahem, ding ding ding ding! We have a winnah!
I missed you, nekkid Bucky:) I know Jim was on here before, but I didn't realize that was Jim. He's CUTE. And now the Cotillion features amateur internet porn; is there ANYTHING you can't do, you talented girl? Drink plenty of fluids now, to rehydrate yourselves.
Balulah - now, if you tell everybody about the longnecks, how am I gonna surprise everybody with my next picture? And if my brother does see it, and is consequently traumatized, it serves him right for not posting enough.
And I'm not admitting a thing about Jim's hands, or what y'all might have seen if I hadn't cropped so artfully (crop it like it's HAWT).
Susie - Yeah, he's a cutie, ain't he? I think I'll keep him for another 16 and see how it goes.
And, um, again, I'm not technically naked here. Which you could see if I hadn't cropped it like it's hawt.
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