Someone actually thought this brand name was a good idea
A golden stream that yields California trail mix?
Sounds painful to me. No banana chips in my urethra, thank you.
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 8:56 PM
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
A golden stream that yields California trail mix?
Sounds painful to me. No banana chips in my urethra, thank you.
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13 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
This, too, shall pass. Painfully, perhaps, but still...
And I thought kidney stones would be hard to pass...but DAY-UM!
Owie.
Golden Stream? Eww. The mental picture I'm getting? Maybe animals peed on that stuff in the wild. Maybe it's some new age natural food thing, you know - rocks, twigs, little bird turds, wild jackal piss. What? It could happen.
I think that's a better explanation for trail mix than I could have ever come up with.
And sometimes I wonder why CA has a "bad reputation" at times!?!
Meanwhile, the Green Giant tends to his corn and peas . . .
AH ha ha ha ha....
I giggle every time I see that pakage at the store.
Now I have to force myself to stop thinking of banana chips in urethras...
Golden Stream, huh? I think the marketing people were smoking some funny stuff that day. There was probably lots of laughter in the meeting room that day. Not sure how they got the idea past the CEO, though.
This product was probably named by the same people who write user manuals!
Jeesh, yet another reason to be ashamed to live here in California...
Bucky, I suppose that the interpretation of the brand dependents of one’s frame of reference—and yours is clear—and I don’t mean the stream.
Crystal Stream, I could see. Clear, Blue, Mountain, Sparkling... yep, those'd work too. But Golden?? Eeeeeeew.
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