Lazy Bucky's quickies
From the top o' my head to the pit o' your stomach.
- If Monty Python and Kids in the Hall got into a fight, who would win? I mean, with Graham Chapman gone, their numbers are matched now, and Kids in the Hall are younger. On the other hand, Monty Python have the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
Discuss. - I thought that by not having children, I would avoid ever having to shout the phrases "Get out of my purse!" and "Stop playing in your poop!" Obviously, I never counted on kittens.
- When I was about 13, Squirl and I used to have a little repertoire of songs we would perform together, with me on piano and her tackling the vocals. We chose a name for ourselves based on a line from a Neil Sedaka (shut up) song - Southern Comfort and Ecstasy. Of course, we had never heard of the drug Ecstasy at that time, in the late 1970s. Still, I kind of like the name even better now than I did then. Takes on a whole new meaning.
- It's official: I've been watching entirely too many episodes of Ghost Hunters lately. The other night, I had a dream where I was talking to lead investigator Jason Hawes. Well, we weren't just talking, mind you - we were inventing the world's funniest diarrhea jokes. I'm talkin' world-class hilarity here. The really, really sad part (besides that fact that I had this dream at all) is that when I woke up, I couldn't remember a single one of our jokes. I guess it was probably more of a running gag.
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 4:06 AM
15 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
I remember Southern Comfort and Ecstasy! Those were the days. :)
I think the Kids in the Hall would have Monty Python's asses whupped before they managed to count to three.
I'm not sure on the whole KITH v MP thing. I mean, yes, MP have the Holy Hand Grenade but the Head-crushing guy from KITH could probably do a lot of damage...
Monty Python. Just on name alone. I mean, there's just nothing funny about having kids in the hall, especially when they were supposed to be in bed hours ago. But Monty Python? That's just a funny name. Besides, I will always love "The Argument Clinic."
Ecstasy in the late 70's was called... MDA or MadDog (which still isn't the same as the MMDA of the mid 80's) ;)
and damn sure isn't the Ecstasy of today.
Kids in The Hall hands down.
Hmmm, see, I can envision John Cleese kicking some serious ass what with the Ministry of Silly Walks!!
Heh. Running gag...
Monty Python. Their chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. And the rack.
Madame D - very true.
Because NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Yes, NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition.
To hell with the Holy Hand Grenade.
Nah, I think they'd join forces and write some really farked up material for their next show.
That would be awesome. :o)
I'm SO HAPPY to hear that I am not the only one addicted to "Ghost Hunters"! (Did you see the season closer at the Irish castle? Creepy hearing that "help" EVP.) I can totally imagine Jason working on those jokes with you...
Monty Python, hands down.
- Lotus Lynn
Of course Monty Python would be victorious: they’d just drop a 100,000 pound blob on Kids in the Hall.
Kittens and cats are devious creatures. I am now missing three pairs of glasses and all of my cigarettes. I am certain Alex pushed all that stuff off my desk and batted it around the floor until it got stuck under something.
“Southern Comfort and Ecstasy”: I find the combination appropriate and irresistible.
So you dreamed of Jason Hawes? Hummm. Sounds better than when you dreamed of a naked Mick Jagger!
Sounds like a hell of a dream, kittens are so cute.
I HATE when that happens -- the profound and/or hilarious ideas in dreams that disappear when you wake up. And the diarrhea.
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