If I could turn back time (I'd do some fucked-up things)
Thanks to the website Yearbook Yourself, and I blame Susie Fairchild for my obsession with this, I have assembled a fantasy collection of high-school pictures. All voting in the following categories was done by me, and is subject to change, depending on my whims/hormones.
Most Likely to Respond to Spousal Abuse by Baking a Cherry Pie
Most Likely to Fuck the Milkman, the Mailman, and the Meter Reader
Most Likely to Take Quaaludes Before Anal Sex With Gay Boyfriend
Most Likely to Grow a Penis
Most Likely to be a Frigid Bitch
Most Likely to Die a Virgin, But Not by Choice
Most Likely to Submit to Drunken Hairstyling
Most Likely to Enhance Peppiness With "Diet Pills"
Most Likely to Undergo Extensive Electrolysis
Most Likely to Bite While Sucking Dick
Most Likely to Respond to Spousal Abuse by Baking a Cherry Pie
Most Likely to Fuck the Milkman, the Mailman, and the Meter Reader
Most Likely to Take Quaaludes Before Anal Sex With Gay Boyfriend
Most Likely to Grow a Penis
Most Likely to be a Frigid Bitch
Most Likely to Die a Virgin, But Not by Choice
Most Likely to Submit to Drunken Hairstyling
Most Likely to Enhance Peppiness With "Diet Pills"
Most Likely to Undergo Extensive Electrolysis
Most Likely to Bite While Sucking Dick
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 6:54 PM
14 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
Genius! Brava!
If this were all the internet could be used for, it would still be a marvelous thing. I love this. I need an intervention. I still must do more Biscuit pix.
And I have an unnatural attraction to the one who needs electrolysis here. Seriously, I keep showing everyone. I may need to get help.
And brava to you for finding a way to put some words to these delightful pictures.
My sisters have shown me the way - to Yearbook Yourself, that is. I must try it. The problem is finding the time...
Ichabod and I got a good laugh from these.
And, thanks to your title, I have Cher singing in my head now. The lyrics are just a little fucked up.
Bucky? IT'S GONE!!!! Oh, oh, what will I DO? It's just a white page there! Did we wear it out? I'm trying not to panic. Oh, please make it come back, ohpleaseohpleaseohplease
Delightful, Bucky!
Aside from extolling my love for you, I've got only one word: BRILLIANT.
lmao
Now that I finally have the picture and the time, the stupid thing won't load.
Dearthesweetbabyjeebus, those are hilarious!!
Wow... kinda cool, kinda freaky. The cat pictures scare me.
I love it!
*had to wait until after work to use the site...work sucks* :P
Ok. I yearbooked myself. They're not as good as yours...
I have to admit something here. All summer, I've been out of it, and by out of it, I mean mentally (in RL) and virtually (online), as a result of my parents both double teaming me with their tandem hospitalizations (mom's home now; dad's had open heart surgery for valve replacement, and things are touch-and-go, as he's still on the ventilator after three weeks. Trying to remain hopeful, despite the abundance of "Bleak."
I have to admit, it's been weeks, neigh months, since I had more than a chuckle or a faint laugh.
This post literally had me laffin'... the good kind!
Muchas gracias, buckster!
PS: Yes, my URL changed again. Same great blog title though... offline was a smidge close to finding out about my online life...
PS+: Yes, I love elipsises... (sp?).
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