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Things said in my house this weekend which could be construed as enticing, inciting, or seductive to certain readers and their cats:

1. "I'm gonna grab some Hooters before the game."
2. "Shit, I dropped peanut butter on your knobs."
3. "I'll do the trim."
4. "Can you grab that, I've got a mouthful of Hooters."
5. "I don't wanna splatter on my new jeans."
6. "Can you get the roller all the way up there?"
7. "If you get time, you could degrease these knobs."
8. "Let me swallow first."
9. "Help me unload the trunk."
10. "Grab my drummies, please?"
11. "I can get in pretty tight with this."