What kind of girl do you think I am?
I have become much too interested in the information I can glean from Site Meter regarding visitors to the Cotillion. Today, I looked up the various referrals that brought people here. One, in particular, caught my eye. My site came up as a result of the Google search:
"ass squirl porn movies"
So, here I run a nice, clean place, and because my sister is a part-time Squirl Porno star (not just an actress, mind you, a fuckin' STAR, baby!), now I'm pegged as your one-stop shop for hot, toothy, long-tailed humpin'.
I can never show my face in church again.
"ass squirl porn movies"
So, here I run a nice, clean place, and because my sister is a part-time Squirl Porno star (not just an actress, mind you, a fuckin' STAR, baby!), now I'm pegged as your one-stop shop for hot, toothy, long-tailed humpin'.
I can never show my face in church again.
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 1:12 PM
21 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
That's good, because it's not just your face they wanna see. So preach on sista, preach on!
So what parts WILL you be showin', Bucky?
I'm just askin', you know, for a friend.
sir.. shit I mean maam (sorry).. your voice is as low as mine. damn camels. And somehow people always think that I am a guy and kaidin is a girl (depsite the shirt hair, dirty elbows and boy style clothes). But when I laugh I sound like a girl so it's confusing for some.
Maybe we should just go join a heavy metal band and squirly can be in all our video clips.
I think you should be proud of your sister's accomplishments. Accept her. If she wants to star in rodent porn, you should embrace those choices and celebrate her successes.
Wouldnt ya know it, I picked the wrong sister to hit on.
Hey Squirl, sup baby?
Hands off, Jess. You made you choice. I get the squirl. I'll just wrap some duct tape around her so she don't explode ...
Nilbo who made you the boss of me huh bud? If I want them both, Ill get them the old fashioned way.
Shaving cream wrestling. Whoever I pin, has to be my bitch. heh.
Mr. B - so I can count on you to bring the tent for the revival meetin'?
LadyBug - now you're talkin' like a disturbed person. Who would say such a thing?
Song - not sure about my laugh, but I am pretty sure I confuse people all over the place.
Nilbo - it's not that I'm not proud of Squirl's accomplishments in the world of Adult Rodent Cinema. It's just that I don't need for my church and quilting friends to know.
Jess, Nilbo, Kitty - rasslin' over Squirl will get you nothin' but admission price. You want her, you come bargain with me.
I am the Pimp Sistah.
Or would that be the Sistah Pimper?
It's my blog, I can pollute comments if I want.
And what's sadder than polluting one's own blog with comments?
I'm sure there's a name for that...
I get one busy afternoon and evening and see what my sweet little sister posts about me?
I have to say I'm honored to have both Nilbo and Jess fighting over me. Whichever way I go, Kitty's got to come along, too.
Now you see why I never watch porn. Having been in the business I'd be too critical. wtf ever
Bucky, would that be soiling yourself?
This is where you come to call dibs on squirl? I want squirl. Come to my place, squirl, I won't make you watch porn or even perform in it; we'll just listen to some old soul. Bucky, I'll trade you Gumby AND POKEY, and a very old suitcase, for squirl.
Oooh, Susie, old soul music. I love you. I'm sure Bucky could put that old suitcase to good use.
So, to review: Jess and Kitty are with me; Squirl's with Susie; and Bucky gets .. a suitcase. Wow. Quite the negotiator, she is.
Okay, I've been away from blogging to much lately...
Mr. Bloggerific has a face.
Bucky's Pimping Squirl.
Nilbo is negotiating possesion of said Squirl.
Susie has jumped in and upped the anty with soul music.
Bucky got left holding the suitcase.
Is it too much to ask to be able to come by here for a simple penis whipping? I mean really. SIR.
Wait, how the fuck did I get left with the piss-filled suitcase? Not even any shaving cream for moi?
That's it, bitches. Me and Greenie are gonna run away together to an island paradise, where I will slap him silly with my alleged schlong.
Come on, Greenie, grab your prom dress and let's hop the next freighter.
OHHHHH HELLL YA!!!!
Seeeyaa...WE. ARE. OUTTA. HERE!!!!
Chica bow, chica bow bow. Chica, Chica. Chica bow
Bucky, we KNOW what kind of girl you are. Which is why you popping up under 'ass squirl porn movies' on Google is no surprise whatsoever.
And that's why we love you so.
Site meter should have told you that I came from Susie's blog, but since it directed my to your profile, maybe not. Anyhooo, I love the insane search items people find my wholesome blog with. The best so far was "Dangerous Sex - Home Fires". I don't think I've ever been horny enough to have sex in a home that is on fire, but that's just me.
Lois Lane
POETRY TAG. YOU'RE IT!
Here's the tag thing: 4 lines, the first and third are "Turd in a punch bowl;" the second and fourth must rhyme, and can be on any topic. Not SO bad, as tags go. Pass along to 3 unsuspecting punch drinkers.
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