the Bucky Four-Eyes Cotillion

Monday, May 02, 2005

What kind of girl do you think I am?

I have become much too interested in the information I can glean from Site Meter regarding visitors to the Cotillion. Today, I looked up the various referrals that brought people here. One, in particular, caught my eye. My site came up as a result of the Google search:

"ass squirl porn movies"

So, here I run a nice, clean place, and because my sister is a part-time Squirl Porno star (not just an actress, mind you, a fuckin' STAR, baby!), now I'm pegged as your one-stop shop for hot, toothy, long-tailed humpin'.

I can never show my face in church again.

23 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':

Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

That's good, because it's not just your face they wanna see. So preach on sista, preach on!

1:38 PM, May 02, 2005  
Anonymous LadyBug said...

So what parts WILL you be showin', Bucky?

I'm just askin', you know, for a friend.

1:42 PM, May 02, 2005  
Anonymous song said...

sir.. shit I mean maam (sorry).. your voice is as low as mine. damn camels. And somehow people always think that I am a guy and kaidin is a girl (depsite the shirt hair, dirty elbows and boy style clothes). But when I laugh I sound like a girl so it's confusing for some.

Maybe we should just go join a heavy metal band and squirly can be in all our video clips.

1:57 PM, May 02, 2005  
Blogger Nilbo said...

I think you should be proud of your sister's accomplishments. Accept her. If she wants to star in rodent porn, you should embrace those choices and celebrate her successes.

3:35 PM, May 02, 2005  
Blogger JessicaRabbit said...

Wouldnt ya know it, I picked the wrong sister to hit on.


Hey Squirl, sup baby?

5:13 PM, May 02, 2005  
Blogger Nilbo said...

Hands off, Jess. You made you choice. I get the squirl. I'll just wrap some duct tape around her so she don't explode ...

5:47 PM, May 02, 2005  
Blogger JessicaRabbit said...

Nilbo who made you the boss of me huh bud? If I want them both, Ill get them the old fashioned way.

Shaving cream wrestling. Whoever I pin, has to be my bitch. heh.

6:56 PM, May 02, 2005  
Blogger Kitty said...

I stop bloggin for one minute and all of a sudden my partner in cubicle hell is ripped away from me by some woman with shaving cream and multiple pinning manuevers.

Pudding is so much better. That's the only wholesome thing I learned from the Cosbys.

Squirl - Take me with you. I'll be Jessica's bitch too. There has to be some kind of market for a Rabbit/Squirl/Kitty pornographic entourage. Maybe someday when we make it big I can afford those name brand tampons. Ya kno, the ones with the strings!

7:33 PM, May 02, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Mr. B - so I can count on you to bring the tent for the revival meetin'?

LadyBug - now you're talkin' like a disturbed person. Who would say such a thing?

Song - not sure about my laugh, but I am pretty sure I confuse people all over the place.

Nilbo - it's not that I'm not proud of Squirl's accomplishments in the world of Adult Rodent Cinema. It's just that I don't need for my church and quilting friends to know.

Jess, Nilbo, Kitty - rasslin' over Squirl will get you nothin' but admission price. You want her, you come bargain with me.

I am the Pimp Sistah.

8:20 PM, May 02, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Or would that be the Sistah Pimper?

It's my blog, I can pollute comments if I want.

8:21 PM, May 02, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

And what's sadder than polluting one's own blog with comments?
I'm sure there's a name for that...

8:21 PM, May 02, 2005  
Blogger Squirl said...

I get one busy afternoon and evening and see what my sweet little sister posts about me?

I have to say I'm honored to have both Nilbo and Jess fighting over me. Whichever way I go, Kitty's got to come along, too.

Now you see why I never watch porn. Having been in the business I'd be too critical. wtf ever

8:22 PM, May 02, 2005  
Blogger Squirl said...

Bucky, would that be soiling yourself?

8:23 PM, May 02, 2005  
Blogger Susie said...

This is where you come to call dibs on squirl? I want squirl. Come to my place, squirl, I won't make you watch porn or even perform in it; we'll just listen to some old soul. Bucky, I'll trade you Gumby AND POKEY, and a very old suitcase, for squirl.

8:38 PM, May 02, 2005  
Blogger Squirl said...

Oooh, Susie, old soul music. I love you. I'm sure Bucky could put that old suitcase to good use.

9:10 PM, May 02, 2005  
Blogger Nilbo said...

So, to review: Jess and Kitty are with me; Squirl's with Susie; and Bucky gets .. a suitcase. Wow. Quite the negotiator, she is.

9:14 PM, May 02, 2005  
Blogger Kitty said...

sorry nilbo - that 'lil rabbit is waay to sexy for me. she would so break me.

10:55 PM, May 02, 2005  
Blogger Greenthumb said...

Okay, I've been away from blogging to much lately...

Mr. Bloggerific has a face.
Bucky's Pimping Squirl.
Nilbo is negotiating possesion of said Squirl.
Susie has jumped in and upped the anty with soul music.
Bucky got left holding the suitcase.

Is it too much to ask to be able to come by here for a simple penis whipping? I mean really. SIR.

11:16 PM, May 02, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Wait, how the fuck did I get left with the piss-filled suitcase? Not even any shaving cream for moi?

That's it, bitches. Me and Greenie are gonna run away together to an island paradise, where I will slap him silly with my alleged schlong.

Come on, Greenie, grab your prom dress and let's hop the next freighter.

7:46 AM, May 03, 2005  
Blogger Greenthumb said...

OHHHHH HELLL YA!!!!

Seeeyaa...WE. ARE. OUTTA. HERE!!!!

Chica bow, chica bow bow. Chica, Chica. Chica bow

8:52 AM, May 03, 2005  
Blogger Spurious Plum said...

Bucky, we KNOW what kind of girl you are. Which is why you popping up under 'ass squirl porn movies' on Google is no surprise whatsoever.

And that's why we love you so.

12:47 PM, May 03, 2005  
Blogger No_Newz said...

Site meter should have told you that I came from Susie's blog, but since it directed my to your profile, maybe not. Anyhooo, I love the insane search items people find my wholesome blog with. The best so far was "Dangerous Sex - Home Fires". I don't think I've ever been horny enough to have sex in a home that is on fire, but that's just me.
Lois Lane

2:45 PM, May 03, 2005  
Blogger Susie said...

POETRY TAG. YOU'RE IT!
Here's the tag thing: 4 lines, the first and third are "Turd in a punch bowl;" the second and fourth must rhyme, and can be on any topic. Not SO bad, as tags go. Pass along to 3 unsuspecting punch drinkers.

3:46 PM, May 03, 2005  

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