Do not open 'til dusk
More pancake than IHOP.
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 10:16 PM
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
Previously on the Cotillion
- Scare me shitless, why don'tcha?
- Almost as scary as my boobs
- Cheepnis
- Boy's got a problem with succulents
- Page and Plant - poop flingers?
- Monkeys on the soles of her shoes
- You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey!
- It's Monday, get the fuck out of my way
- Not quite Gumby
- Back to our regularly scheduled absurdity
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18 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
Yeah, but it looks waaaaayyy better on you!!! That's some eye shadow you got there, missy.
Geez, makeup horder.
Damn, I wouldn't mind being bitten by a vampire if they looked like that! You look hot there, katy!
The Goth girl comes out! Dang, Miss Bucky - you even make the undead look hot. Thanks, by the way, for leaving out the maggots and flaps of loose skin.
IHOP never had it so good.
Very nicely done.
:o)
Wow.
You get any hotter and I'm going to have to put some soap in my brain to wash out all the dirty thoughts!
Yowwwwweeeeeee!
are you single? because, i'm totally attracted to the un-dead look.
Great makeup job there, sis.
Hey! No fair, leaving us out!
Eclectic - do I look like a necrophiliac's wet, musty dream here?
Jess - yeah, the guy said "You hoard all that?" and I said "Hell no - my sister whored half!"
Oh, wait. Different joke. Carry on.
Bear - why thank ya! Now present your neck, my boy...
Jim - I take that as a huge compliment, coming as it does from a hunky gay ex-serviceman. But if you look farther down the page, I think you've rather hurt the maggots' feelings...
M_D - I got my pancakes frosted real good, huh? ;)
Zombie - shame on you. But don't scrub too hard. Now that I've been undead, I understand the tenuous nature of the skin that's left behind...
kd - so...you dig a corpse? BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Hey, why aren't you laughing? Don't tell me you're one of those humorless lesbians, because if so, you can't come to my party. And no monkey if you can't laugh at my jokes.
Squirl - thanks! You think Mom would like it?
Maggots and flaps of loose skin - oh, now, don't fret. I'd be happy to feature you in the next round of photos. But you have to hold still this time.
call me gullible, I REALLY thought you were going to dress up as Jerry Lewis!
You look quite smokin' Bucky-girl.
And the hair is nice and shiny!
Beautiful! In an undead sort of way...
What, no fangs? All the better for eatin' hotcakes, I say. ;)
Looking good in a dead kinda way!
Susie - I'm Jerry Lewis every other day of the year. I decided to costume this time.
Amy - thanks! And I know how you guys loooooove shiny things.
CKelli - and thank you! Wow, I should walk around lookin' like death every day, it does my ego good...
Plazajen - I did have fangs in my original plan, but they never made it onto my teeth. Ah, well. I'd have found a way to hurt myself with 'em, more than likely.
Effie - you guys are makin' my undead head swell. I won't fit back in my coffin!
Your hair looks pretty.
"you guys are makin' my undead head swell. I won't fit back in my coffin! "
Heh, looks like you're gonna need a bigger box, Bucky.
Oh, and trust me, I walk around looking like death every day -- after a while, they stop commenting. ;)
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