Take THAT, Jennifer Beals
I recently wrote that I'd been traumatized by the movie Flashdance (and if you know what's good for you, you'll be traumatized by it, too - with plenty of alcohol involved). Nilbo commented:
"I will not abide you criticizing the off-the-shoulder sweatshirt from Flashdance. Show me you can remove your bra for me without exposing a single square inch of the good stuff, and I'll buy your argument. Till then, Flashdance will remain in my Classic Archives."
Oh, Nilbo, you don't take your own bra off very often, do you? The off-the-shoulder sweatshirt is not necessary for this operation. Watch as I release the hounds without removal of my Grand Funk t-shirt - which, for the record, is not an off-the-shoulder sweatshirt.
Left strap - out the sleeve
Right strap - out the sleeve
The unhook
Whole bra - out the sleeve
In yo' face
"I will not abide you criticizing the off-the-shoulder sweatshirt from Flashdance. Show me you can remove your bra for me without exposing a single square inch of the good stuff, and I'll buy your argument. Till then, Flashdance will remain in my Classic Archives."
Oh, Nilbo, you don't take your own bra off very often, do you? The off-the-shoulder sweatshirt is not necessary for this operation. Watch as I release the hounds without removal of my Grand Funk t-shirt - which, for the record, is not an off-the-shoulder sweatshirt.
Left strap - out the sleeve
Right strap - out the sleeve
The unhook
Whole bra - out the sleeve
In yo' face
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 7:49 PM
37 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
Your taunting him by ending the post with, In yo' face?
Really, was that wise?
And you require two hands to unhook your bra? Amature. Two fingers, pow gone, done.
Oh an by the way, even in several layers of tricky clothing, (garter belts, stockings, fancy skirts with buckles that dont actually do anything) I can get naked in less then 30 seconds.
Care to time me?
Hey, I never claimed to be wise.
And sorry, but I haven't removed nearly as many bras as you have. You have way more practice for the two-fingered hounds release.
OK, got the stopwatch....and....GO!
Well seeing as I am only wearing a plaid robe right now, that is sorta a head start dont ya think?
Unfair when you promised corsets and useless buckles and nipple snaps and non-skid buttplugs.
Desqualefad.
Ha! I never remove my own bra.
**running away giggling**
I can take my bra off under a shirt or sweater, too, without exposing any skin. Good job, Bucky!
Eclectic - tee hee
men. they will never learn, will they? we ALL practice this shit in junior high.
BTW, this is a tangent jump, but since you mentioned Nilbo-the-wise, if anyone actually wants to hear how really talented he is as a performer, tune into my show on any Tuesday - he wrote and performed my show promo. I play it at the top of my show, between 9:50-10:15.
:) - its really good.
I do that maneuver every day when I walk in the door. First, shoes, then bra, then watch.
Hey, what's that hanging out the bottom of your T-shirt in the last pic?
Nicely done!
I had a pal who could put on a swimsuit under shorts and t-shirt and not show an inch of boobage or assage.
Still don't know how she did it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES!
Actually, that was kinda hot.
Did you show Jim my email?
I won't believe it until I see the video.
You do have video footage of this amazing skill right?
ha ha ha...this must be fodder for your family Thanksgiving dinner table.
"...this week, I stripped of my bra for the internet."
*thud*
Someone pick up Aunt Bessie from the floor.
God, that was easy. It's like shooting slightly retarded fish in a barrel.
And I'm with Jess - two hands? Pfft. I could have your bra unhooked at the end of a slow dance using two fingers ON TOP OF your clothing and you'd never know it till the music sped up and we started to get jiggy wit it. Or in your case, get jiggly.
Now, betcha you can't remove your panties without taking off your pants ...
Love your face in the first picture. Jen Beals ain't got nothin' on my Bucky.
Nice bra, btw.
Eclectic - okay, my dirty mind is running in a couple of directions on this one. I think my favorite is imagining you removing your husband's bra...
Squirl - I likely learnt it from you.
Opera gal - classic locker-room practice. And I will make sure to listen for Nilbo-the-wise-ass.
Susie - oh, SLAM! That's okay, I've already had my revenge on you via Photoshop and email. Think I should post THAT lovely picture?
M_D - now that is talent. I can take the stuff off like that, but not put it back on.
Jim - sorry, didn't mean to traumatize your delicate sensibilities. But if you really want trauma, you should see the picture I sent Susie last night, to which she replied, in large bold red letters: "MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!!"
Zombie - you know I've always got video for you, my brain-chomping pet.
Mrtl - can we get a rimshot for Mrtl?
Milkmaid - heh heh heh heh I don't know if anyone in my family would be terribly surprised, but you know I'll try for the shock value anyway.
Nilbo - "slightly retarded"?
You take that back, RIGHT NOW!
I am COMPLETELY retarded, and I won't have you tell people otherwise.
Amy - why thank you! It's not my best bra (i.e., doesn't have the name "Victoria" on the label) but it still pushes them puppies up higher than nature does. ;)
Absolutely, post the "E! True Hollywood Story" of your breasts. It would be a hoot. Or two. On the down-low. heeheeeeeee
You don't even need to unhook it UNDER the shirt--even less skin exposed--nuthin to it--easy peasy!
Men get excited so easy, don't they?!
Thank you for proving to the world that skin and skank is not a necessity, it is a luxury that should not be taken for granted, because if the men piss us off, we can get comfortable without EVER revealing the goods.
Well golly gee WHIZ, Buckster..send the email that you sent to Susie. You can't tease a fella like that.
Susie - you are evil. I admire that.
Effie - it takes so little to get 'em prancing in anticipation...
Kat - that's right - we can always take our naughty bits on strike.
Jim - check your email. And I will not be held responsible for any damage to your psyche upon viewing the attachment.
Nilbo should know that EVERY woman can do that bra-removal move. No off-the-shoulder sweatshirt required. They teach that move in fourth grade when they gather up all the girls to wath The Video.
P.S. I'm currently pouting, because I've been completely left out of the Horrid Picture Email Loop.
::pout::
OK, now do it with legwarmers on.
And under a shower head.
(Just to get the TRU Flashdance Flavah)
I'm with Ladybug --- and we want the Horrid Picture Email.
sbhhe@juno.com
Tease.
You people are disturbed...
And everyone who has requested a copy of the awful picture should check his or her email. And then be prepared to vomit. ;)
Oh, and PlazaJen - just say "NO" to the legwarmers!
Curiousity killed the cat, I know, but I'm curious about the "email"....
No offense, but that ain't no magic trick or anything, I always take mine off like that.
Bone machine -- at least that song will have plenty of room to move around in yo head...
(heh, sorry, couldn't help it!)
Susie -- It would definitely be a hoot, or hooters, wouldn't it?
Eclectic -- Wow, you must be RICH! You have people who remove your bra for you! Wow...
Bucky -- You're da bomb. ;)
I've done this in a car, while driving down I-75. Thank you Bucky for validating that removal of bra without skin exposure CAN be done. Nilbo, let's see YOU take YOUR panties off without removing your pants first.
Okay I needed a laugh today, and this well it had me laughing. I just love it . . . I guess that makes me just as perverted as everyone else here.
Done and done, Kassi ... but it helps when you're a guy, and the underpants are 11 years old and have a billion holes, and you can just reach through the fly and r-i-i-ip, they're gone.
Presto ... Commando!
Oh . . . yea, the "watch" part, that's not, um, like "Woo-Hoo, Look at me!" That's um, thirdly, I remove my wristwatch. heh heh
I can't believe you're emailing all these poor, unsuspecting people that picture. Send one to Tom Cruise, it'll put him on Zoloft.
I can get naked in 15 sec
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