the Bucky Four-Eyes Cotillion

Sunday, April 30, 2006

Maybe I shoulda had kids after all

Overheard from the computer room yesterday:

Derek, to Stephen: So basically, all the characters in this game have the AI of a crab. A crab that dropped out of special ed.

Overheard from the computer room several evenings ago:

Derek (in doorway to computer room): Steve, where's the case for Kingdom of Heaven? You watch it all the time.
Stephen (playing a computer game): Huh?
Derek: Where is the case for Kingdom of Heaven?
Stephen: Huh?
Derek: Where. Is. The. Case. For. Kingdom. Of. Heaven. How hard is that to understand?
Stephen: Well, you should talk louder.
Derek: I have strep throat, Steve! I can't talk louder.
Stephen: Then stand closer.

Sometimes I think those two really need an agent.

In other news that doesn't involve wishing Jess' children were my own spawn, I would like to wish my seester the Squirl a very, extremely, intoxicatingly fabulous-as-Liberace birthday today! Please go over and give her some shit wish her a happy 21st birthday!

Oh, and Jess? You so owe me for not blogging what happened in the store last night, or with the couch stapling. It's all yours, baby!

13 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':

Blogger Squirl said...

Those two are funny. Maybe you should be their agent, since it's too late to be their mother.

Thanks for the birthday wishes. :)

It puts the lotion...

7:00 PM, April 30, 2006  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

*predicts Bucky will be moving objects on the boys trying to instigate more fights for future posts*

7:38 PM, April 30, 2006  
Blogger Mike said...

I think an agent would be better than a parent. If it doesn't work out, you can fire them. Or they can fire you.

I have fired all 3 of my kids at least once, but they keep coming back. Works both ways though...they keep firing me and I keep coming back too.

9:40 PM, April 30, 2006  
Blogger JessicaRabbit said...

Just wait til we all go shopping together.....

9:47 PM, April 30, 2006  
Blogger Madame D said...

Her boys DO say the darndest things.
And I'm totally going to be thinking of Special Ed Dropout Crabs now...

1:47 AM, May 01, 2006  
Blogger Momentarily_Distracted said...


9:42 AM, May 01, 2006  
Blogger Circus Kelli said...

Yeah, yeah, yeah... but where are the HOMIES?!

10:50 AM, May 01, 2006  
Anonymous kristine said...

Oh I think I am going to enjoy reading the adventures of BuckJess

or JessBucky ohhh, that's cute.

12:17 PM, May 01, 2006  
Blogger Squirl said...

I love your new masthead! Kittie!!!

So we'll never hear what happened at the store, or with the couch stapling?

12:25 PM, May 01, 2006  
Blogger Circus Kelli said...

Love the new look! :)

12:47 PM, May 01, 2006  
Blogger dirtybirdy said...

Glad to see you are all moved. One whole hour behind us. Go slap all the IT people in the Leo Burnett Building for Blockhead.

I had a dream about you last night.

Is your e-mail addy still the same.

My kid wanted to know what rhymes with corn.

Birdy Terdy
in Pine Knob/DTE Energy theatre land.
Wonder if Ozzie is coming back this year?

3:39 PM, May 01, 2006  
Blogger dirtybirdy said...

Oh yeah,

Send me your snail mail. You never know what I will find at garage sales back home to send you?

People are strange. And they sell strange things.

My favorite book I found at a garage sale so far is "Sacred Cows Make the Best Burgers."


3:42 PM, May 01, 2006  
Anonymous kalki said...

Golly I love me some B&N.

11:14 PM, May 01, 2006  

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