My best side for yez
Since (almost) everyone was so nice about my sore back (yes, Mr. B - I'm givin' you the evil eye), I thought I'd reward you with the best portrait ever taken of me. Photoshoppery courtesy of Wife of Arjay, chapped ass courtesy of me and a thousand buffets.
ps - seriously, somebody please come pull the knife out!
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 9:24 PM
10 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
*ducking evil eye*
:::blank look:::
Knife?
I'm not 'sposed to have any sharp objects around me without direct supervision.
This is gonna be fun. *grins*
My hips are all fucked up too, lets get some booze and sushi and cartoons and hang out making other people do stuff for us til we feel better.
I mean that pesky problem of you living several states away shouldnt be a hang up, should it?
Mr. B - you cain't duck the evil eye. It'll find ya.
M_D - you can even run with scissors here!
Jess - Distance means nothing to me when you bring sushi into the mix. I'll be there in ten with a dragon roll.
That knife's gotta go. Hmmm, what kind of voodoo can do to make that shit backfire on the asshole who sent it?????
Hope you feel better soon.
Ahm lubbin' it! Hope you're feeling Buckier soon!
Bucky..feel better soon..
mmmkay you HAB.
Let me just say that this is the first time I've ever heard someone refer to that particular spot on their body as an evil eye. Bet you got good aim, huh? Well, not if you put duct tape on there.
Either way, your evil eye looks good in denim.
Squirl - thanks! I wish I could bounce the voodoo back, but eh.
Did you leave already?
Michele in Mich - oh, the pain doesn't lessen my obnoxious nature. I'm just hobbled while I rant.
Pissy - you got any moonshine? That might help?
What? You can't tell me everybody in the south doesn't have a still. I won't hear of it.
Mr. B - that's why it's singular "eye" and that's what makes it so very evil. MuahahaHAAAA!
So you finally did something I suggested, looked in the mirror, and spotted the bloody knife in your back. I’ll be there to retrieve it as soon as I raise the money for gas.
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