Pointless but at least there are no labia
It was so gorgeous outside today that I thought it would be nice to sun the monkey for a while.
What? I didn't say there wouldn't be any gratuitous monkey jokes. I only made labia promises.
Is it just me, or do I sound like I need to drink myself unconscious?
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 11:49 PM
20 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
No labia? No anal?
I recommend drinkage. ;o)
This is inspiring. It will be 75 degrees here today. I'm taking my monkey out in the sun :)
I don't know. If you stare kinda of blankly into the monitor that looks like half a labia to me. Maybe one that is getting some accupunture from too much pig action if you stare real long.
Is that a glow stick?
I should also add:
I'm not sure if it was a chain food joint or a local thingie, but at one point we had a Pizza Magia. Each time I see "labia" I now automatically convert it to "Pizza Labia".
Pepperoni anyone?
Zee monkeee, she loves zee sun.
Oh, Bucky. That is just SO beautiful.... truly. I'm getting all weepy over here now.
Have a monkey-good day Bucky! It's FRIDAY!!
Need a drinking partner, Sister Labia?
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
NOOOOO!!! SQRRRRRRLL!!!! That's one of the "magical" tunes that gets stuck in my head.
HOLY SHIT!
:(
M_D - I thought I'd spare y'all the nether lips and pucker, just this once. But drinks are good...
Susie - Just make sure you use the proper sunblock on your monkey. Don't want it to peel.
Jeff's Place - I can see you won't be offended when the labia make their triumphant return.
Mike - Oh, I think if you look hard enough, you can find Carol Channing's labia everywhere. Kind of iconic.
Mr. B - It's a big pointy neon thingie that spins. It used to be out in front of a restaurant here called Walli's - it was kind of a local landmark. I superimposed it over a laundromat sunset.
No pepperoni on the pizza labia for me, please. And, um, really, no cheese. And let's not even get into the sauce...
Ladybug - our monkeys just want to breeeeeathe!
CKelli - the sunned monkey brings out the best in us all.
Effie - a monkey Friday to you as well! Or...is it Friday in your faraway country?
MilkMaid - you betcha, 'specially if you know somebody sober who will drive!
Squirl and Mr. B - I'm gonna let you two face off over the offense of the earworm. Fight clean, you two.
Well, really? Don't.
Sun Monkey -- Wouldn't that be a great name for a jazz saxophone player?
Two strikes and I'm out. Poop.
When the labia make their triumphant return? Is that sung to the tune of "when johnny comes marching home?"
Perhaps we should worship the sunned monkey...
Sorry, Mr B. It was stuck in my head at that time. I tried to exorcise it. Didn't mean to pass it on to you. :-)
And when you said CKelli - the sunned monkey brings out the best in us all. I thought you said sTunned monkey. That doesn't sound like any fun at all.
I'd forgotten which song and actually scrolled back up to look at it.
Doh!
HOLY shit! *head rolls back*
tee hee Mr B. Looks like you're not gonna win here.
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