Yeah, I'm here
Dear Internet as a Whole -
Hi! How ya doin'? I know it's been a couple of days since I've fed you anything new, and I hear your stomach beginning to growl. Frankly, I'm a little frightened.
I promised a couple of you unholy pictures involving a certain washed-up celebrity, but I just don't feel like I have the time to do it justice tonight. So here...look at the weird picture! It's very nearly a shiny thing!
I promise more consistent content after I get moved. Not too much longer now! And boy, will I have some content.
Question of the night: why isn't there a place near me that will deliver pizza, steaks, and sushi at midnight? Or any other time of the day, for that matter. I could work all night given sufficient culinary delights. As it is, I'm just floundering with pretzels and Reese's Pieces.
Who wants to bring me a pizza?
Hi! How ya doin'? I know it's been a couple of days since I've fed you anything new, and I hear your stomach beginning to growl. Frankly, I'm a little frightened.
I promised a couple of you unholy pictures involving a certain washed-up celebrity, but I just don't feel like I have the time to do it justice tonight. So here...look at the weird picture! It's very nearly a shiny thing!
I promise more consistent content after I get moved. Not too much longer now! And boy, will I have some content.
Question of the night: why isn't there a place near me that will deliver pizza, steaks, and sushi at midnight? Or any other time of the day, for that matter. I could work all night given sufficient culinary delights. As it is, I'm just floundering with pretzels and Reese's Pieces.
Who wants to bring me a pizza?
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 11:55 PM
19 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
I just had pizza, granted it was a microwave lean cuisine diet veggie pizza, but it was yummy.
Taco pizza is the shiznit though.
Oh, sure - torment me with the taco pizza. That is SO against the Geneva Convention.
Bucky, you is just in the wrong place, darlin’. Had you stayed in Louisville you could now be feasting on pizza at least. I don’t know any place that delivers cut up raw fishes or the such. But pizza, it is here.
Oh, I could get pizza delivered at midnight here, but I'd be willing to bet they wouldn't bring me a filet mignon in the bargain.
Same problem here. Of course, I could always walk around the corner to the pub and see if there were any leftovers in the kitchen.
I'd totally bring you a steak...um, if I was a guy, I could get in a reference to "my tube steak", but since I have no such appendage, I'll just leave it alone.
24 hour grocery stores. I love them.
24 hour Wal-Marts, too.
Everything needs to be 24 hours.
Pizza, steak AND sushi? All at once? Wow you sound like you were really hungry.
Ichabod makes a pretty good Mexican pizza, but I doubt he'd deliver it to you at midnight.
The idea for your newest business venture: Bucky's "After Midnight" -- it's a take-out/delivery place specializing in foods for the late-night hungries, including steak, pizza, sushi, deluxe nachos and select greasy breakfast items. We'll franchise it, they'll be everywhere in no time!
I make a killer home-made peanut butter, pineapple, squid and tunafish pizza that I'll bring to you. Just let me know the address.
Hope you're feelin' up to par soon, gal. We miss ya.
The only thing I can get delivered here after midnight is a blowjob.
Sometimes I'd rather have a pizza though.
All the best to you Bucky, don't worry about updating when you're busy. Your adoring public will still be here.
Later!
What's wrong with pretzels and Reese's Pieces? Sounds like a well-balanced meal to me!
That is what I have for breakfast each morning!
Nikki, I thought it was maggots or something at first. But I think it's ice.
A steak sounds good! Last time I had one was with Squirl and Chia. It wasent so tender. It was good, just not filet mignon good.
Now I sound like that one yogurt commercial.
I lubs me a coney pizza. Yummy. It was the first thing I taught my kids to cook LOL
I will bring you pizza, but I ain't Domino's & don't have a 30 minute guarantee. More like an hour. Or so. :D
Here's a pizza and some wings too--you're too busy girl! Loving the purple you!
I totally hate it when the world doesn't cater to my demands like that...
I will buy you a pizza.
You deserve a fucking pizza.
And how do you create your crazy ass pictures. You HAB. Makes me feel like I am on acid.
Nice picture!
Pizza sounds wonderful right now...
:oD
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