the Bucky Four-Eyes Cotillion

Monday, March 27, 2006

Yeah, I'm here

Dear Internet as a Whole -

Hi! How ya doin'? I know it's been a couple of days since I've fed you anything new, and I hear your stomach beginning to growl. Frankly, I'm a little frightened.

I promised a couple of you unholy pictures involving a certain washed-up celebrity, but I just don't feel like I have the time to do it justice tonight. So here...look at the weird picture! It's very nearly a shiny thing!


Green ice, purple hair

I promise more consistent content after I get moved. Not too much longer now! And boy, will I have some content.

Question of the night: why isn't there a place near me that will deliver pizza, steaks, and sushi at midnight? Or any other time of the day, for that matter. I could work all night given sufficient culinary delights. As it is, I'm just floundering with pretzels and Reese's Pieces.

Who wants to bring me a pizza?

24 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':

Blogger JessicaRabbit said...

I just had pizza, granted it was a microwave lean cuisine diet veggie pizza, but it was yummy.


Taco pizza is the shiznit though.

1:31 AM, March 28, 2006  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Oh, sure - torment me with the taco pizza. That is SO against the Geneva Convention.

2:27 AM, March 28, 2006  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Bucky, you is just in the wrong place, darlin’. Had you stayed in Louisville you could now be feasting on pizza at least. I don’t know any place that delivers cut up raw fishes or the such. But pizza, it is here.

2:28 AM, March 28, 2006  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Oh, I could get pizza delivered at midnight here, but I'd be willing to bet they wouldn't bring me a filet mignon in the bargain.

2:30 AM, March 28, 2006  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Same problem here. Of course, I could always walk around the corner to the pub and see if there were any leftovers in the kitchen.

2:37 AM, March 28, 2006  
Blogger Madame D said...

I'd totally bring you a steak...um, if I was a guy, I could get in a reference to "my tube steak", but since I have no such appendage, I'll just leave it alone.
24 hour grocery stores. I love them.
24 hour Wal-Marts, too.
Everything needs to be 24 hours.

4:46 AM, March 28, 2006  
Blogger Squirl said...

Pizza, steak AND sushi? All at once? Wow you sound like you were really hungry.

Ichabod makes a pretty good Mexican pizza, but I doubt he'd deliver it to you at midnight.

7:30 AM, March 28, 2006  
Blogger Mike said...

I think that before deciding to move, one should thoroughly check out the pizza, steak, and sushi delivery situation. I keep a supply of frozen pizzas for just such an emergency. Oh sure, they taste like crap, but after midnight with no other options, who cares.

8:00 AM, March 28, 2006  
Blogger eclectic said...

The idea for your newest business venture: Bucky's "After Midnight" -- it's a take-out/delivery place specializing in foods for the late-night hungries, including steak, pizza, sushi, deluxe nachos and select greasy breakfast items. We'll franchise it, they'll be everywhere in no time!

8:45 AM, March 28, 2006  
Blogger Jim said...

I make a killer home-made peanut butter, pineapple, squid and tunafish pizza that I'll bring to you. Just let me know the address.

Hope you're feelin' up to par soon, gal. We miss ya.

9:37 AM, March 28, 2006  
Blogger Zombie_Flyboy said...

The only thing I can get delivered here after midnight is a blowjob.

Sometimes I'd rather have a pizza though.

All the best to you Bucky, don't worry about updating when you're busy. Your adoring public will still be here.

Later!

9:44 AM, March 28, 2006  
Blogger LadyBug said...

What's wrong with pretzels and Reese's Pieces? Sounds like a well-balanced meal to me!

9:52 AM, March 28, 2006  
Blogger Spikey1 said...

That is what I have for breakfast each morning!

9:59 AM, March 28, 2006  
Blogger abcd said...

Bucky the backround looks like a
petri dish project. What exactly is
in the backround?

Pizza ok at midnight. Steak no, to
hard on your digestive track. Esp.
if you are going to bed. Pretzels
and candy OK. I know you did not
ask me, I could not resist. Sorry.

Have a great day. Happy packing.
Nikkis

10:49 AM, March 28, 2006  
Blogger Squirl said...

Nikki, I thought it was maggots or something at first. But I think it's ice.

11:05 AM, March 28, 2006  
Anonymous lawbrat said...

A steak sounds good! Last time I had one was with Squirl and Chia. It wasent so tender. It was good, just not filet mignon good.

Now I sound like that one yogurt commercial.

11:30 AM, March 28, 2006  
Blogger Michele in Michigan said...

I lubs me a coney pizza. Yummy. It was the first thing I taught my kids to cook LOL

I will bring you pizza, but I ain't Domino's & don't have a 30 minute guarantee. More like an hour. Or so. :D

11:53 AM, March 28, 2006  
Blogger Effie said...

Here's a pizza and some wings too--you're too busy girl! Loving the purple you!

12:34 PM, March 28, 2006  
Blogger Circus Kelli said...

I totally hate it when the world doesn't cater to my demands like that...

2:42 PM, March 28, 2006  
Blogger Pissy Britches said...

I will buy you a pizza.
You deserve a fucking pizza.

And how do you create your crazy ass pictures. You HAB. Makes me feel like I am on acid.

2:49 PM, March 28, 2006  
Blogger Wife of Arjay said...

Or pad thai...especially at midnight. That's what I get for watching the Food Network late at night. On the other hand, pretzels and reeses go VERY WELL together!

6:36 PM, March 28, 2006  
Blogger hellokittn said...

Love and pizza to you Bucky!!!

7:37 PM, March 28, 2006  
Blogger Bone Machine said...

No pizza here, but damned if that purple and green image doesn't kick much ass.

8:14 PM, March 28, 2006  
Blogger Momentarily_Distracted said...

Nice picture!
Pizza sounds wonderful right now...
:oD

8:36 PM, March 28, 2006  

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