the Bucky Four-Eyes Cotillion

Sunday, March 19, 2006

You, with the tiny dick - FUCK YOU!

Recently, several of my blogger friends have been subjected to particularly nasty anonymous comments - low even by troll standards. Yes, I know this is nothing new. And I'm not suggesting anything to cure it. But it's my friends, and I'm just fucking pissed, so I'd like to vent in rhyme. Please indulge me, or I'll let the monkey loose again, and we all know how messy that can get.

Ahem.

If you can't leave your name
And it's all about meanness
Please give some pirana
A taste of your penis

There. I've vented, and the monkey's hackles are down. I hope we'll all sleep better for it.

Electric Bucky Crocker
Electric Bucky Crocker will sweep alllll the trolls into shallow graves...

28 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':

Blogger Squirl said...

I love your sentiments Bucky. Works for me.

The stupid asshats!

8:55 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger eclectic said...

I have never loved you more than I do right this very minute, Bucky!

8:55 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Susie said...

That is beautiful, Bucky. I hope others will add verses. I shall try. And you are so right to contain the messy monkey tonight.

9:00 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Von Krankipantzen said...

That was amazing. Let's hope he/she takes your suggestion to heart.

9:04 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Susie said...

OK:

I imagine you alone
Constipated, and grumpy
So I offer you my kidney stones
To keep you comp'ny

9:17 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Mike said...

Well said Bucky. Seems to be a lot of that crap going around these days.

10:02 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger AlRo said...

Brought a tear to my eye!
I loved it.

10:10 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Curtis said...

I do NOT have a tiny dick. I mean that too! OH! You were talking about someone else.

Never mind.

10:16 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Jim said...

Yay! It was a hallmark moment.

10:18 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Jim said...

LOL Susie!

10:19 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Momentarily_Distracted said...

I am inspired by your poetry...
My addition:
If your message, mean and sick
tries to prove you have a dick
put it up and walk away
no one's listening anyway

10:49 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Susie said...

Hey, Jim!

Bucky Crocker! You broke out Bucky Crocker!? This is a good day, after all :)

10:50 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger eclectic said...

Electric Bucky Crocker! Sweet!! I will sleep well tonight afterall, knowing Electric BC is patroling the night, keeping the tolls at bay.

11:11 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger eclectic said...

*ahem*

trolls

11:11 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Circus Kelli said...

Here's my contribution:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're an asshole
Fuck you.

11:14 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Phoebe Fay said...

Anonymous trolls are the hemorrhoids of the 'net. Here's hoping they all get chumped on by piranas.

1:02 AM, March 20, 2006  
Blogger Zombie_Flyboy said...

I would have written something, but circus kelli pretty much said what I would have.

I can't believe there are so many trolls out there.

I guess that's what happens when you have a site that people actually read! ;)

Later electric Bucky Crocker!

2:20 AM, March 20, 2006  
Blogger Effie said...

THat's just wrong--love that Bucky Crocker pic still!

CK said it right!

8:47 AM, March 20, 2006  
Blogger abcd said...

Bucky,
"Tiny Dick", "Fuck You". Those
words made me laugh out loud.
But the picture well that is worth
a thousand words. You are so creative even when you are angry.

As I said on our blog. "It would only matter if we cared". Which we
don't. It's all really pathetic.
Reminds of a playground scene when
you are about 5.

But on to more impt. things. You will have a good nine months to
perfect my "BH" fetish. And when
I come back you will come to Grand
Rounds and present. Ellie Mae's weight gain, and would she be
a candidate for gastric bypass surgery. I will let you pick the
subject.

I am not leaving for 13 days. I will be back here for my laughs.

You are one intelligent human being.

Love,
Nikki

8:47 AM, March 20, 2006  
Blogger LadyBug said...

You know, of all your Photoshopped images, Bucky, I think that one may just be the scariest.

*shudder*

9:45 AM, March 20, 2006  
Blogger abcd said...

Yes I had to come back and look at
this picture again. Love that broom, and your Photoshop talents.

Nikki

I think Ellie Mae could sit on the
trolls and "squish them".

10:42 AM, March 20, 2006  
Blogger Pissy Britches said...

Bucky..I heart you.
Anon's suck, yes they do.

and can I totally just say..you totally have on a dress..and I don't know why but I just never expected that you would wear dresses.
Is that weird of me?

11:27 AM, March 20, 2006  
Blogger Jeffs place said...

That is one smokin domestic getup.

12:08 PM, March 20, 2006  
Blogger abcd said...

I am still laughing about the great
PhotoShop display. You outdid yourself. I really appreicate the
thoughts, and the laugh.

You are the modern day Emily Dickinson with your poetry.

Nikki

4:30 PM, March 20, 2006  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

You guys rock. Susie a little extra because, well...I guess those are stones, anyway. I was stretchin'.

But thank you! I tried to answer your comments individually, but I'm much too ADD today.

7:06 PM, March 20, 2006  
Blogger Nina said...

I have nothing to add, but I am laughing my ass off.

9:08 PM, March 20, 2006  
Blogger Annejelynn said...

that picture is still the best yet

9:31 PM, March 21, 2006  
Blogger It's Me, Maven... said...

Amen!

Also, Buck, have I told you that I day dream about you playing Aunt Eller in Oklahoma, when I see that pic of you in that frilly frock?

12:21 PM, March 22, 2006  

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