You, with the tiny dick - FUCK YOU!
Recently, several of my blogger friends have been subjected to particularly nasty anonymous comments - low even by troll standards. Yes, I know this is nothing new. And I'm not suggesting anything to cure it. But it's my friends, and I'm just fucking pissed, so I'd like to vent in rhyme. Please indulge me, or I'll let the monkey loose again, and we all know how messy that can get.
Ahem.
If you can't leave your name
And it's all about meanness
Please give some pirana
A taste of your penis
There. I've vented, and the monkey's hackles are down. I hope we'll all sleep better for it.
Electric Bucky Crocker will sweep alllll the trolls into shallow graves...
Ahem.
If you can't leave your name
And it's all about meanness
Please give some pirana
A taste of your penis
There. I've vented, and the monkey's hackles are down. I hope we'll all sleep better for it.
Electric Bucky Crocker will sweep alllll the trolls into shallow graves...
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 8:54 PM
24 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
I love your sentiments Bucky. Works for me.
The stupid asshats!
I have never loved you more than I do right this very minute, Bucky!
That is beautiful, Bucky. I hope others will add verses. I shall try. And you are so right to contain the messy monkey tonight.
That was amazing. Let's hope he/she takes your suggestion to heart.
OK:
I imagine you alone
Constipated, and grumpy
So I offer you my kidney stones
To keep you comp'ny
Brought a tear to my eye!
I loved it.
I do NOT have a tiny dick. I mean that too! OH! You were talking about someone else.
Never mind.
Yay! It was a hallmark moment.
LOL Susie!
I am inspired by your poetry...
My addition:
If your message, mean and sick
tries to prove you have a dick
put it up and walk away
no one's listening anyway
Hey, Jim!
Bucky Crocker! You broke out Bucky Crocker!? This is a good day, after all :)
Electric Bucky Crocker! Sweet!! I will sleep well tonight afterall, knowing Electric BC is patroling the night, keeping the tolls at bay.
*ahem*
trolls
Here's my contribution:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're an asshole
Fuck you.
Anonymous trolls are the hemorrhoids of the 'net. Here's hoping they all get chumped on by piranas.
I would have written something, but circus kelli pretty much said what I would have.
I can't believe there are so many trolls out there.
I guess that's what happens when you have a site that people actually read! ;)
Later electric Bucky Crocker!
THat's just wrong--love that Bucky Crocker pic still!
CK said it right!
You know, of all your Photoshopped images, Bucky, I think that one may just be the scariest.
*shudder*
Bucky..I heart you.
Anon's suck, yes they do.
and can I totally just say..you totally have on a dress..and I don't know why but I just never expected that you would wear dresses.
Is that weird of me?
That is one smokin domestic getup.
You guys rock. Susie a little extra because, well...I guess those are stones, anyway. I was stretchin'.
But thank you! I tried to answer your comments individually, but I'm much too ADD today.
I have nothing to add, but I am laughing my ass off.
that picture is still the best yet
Amen!
Also, Buck, have I told you that I day dream about you playing Aunt Eller in Oklahoma, when I see that pic of you in that frilly frock?
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