Like a virgin
For all of you who cast aspersions on my purity, by way of my assless chaps fixation, I'd like to direct you to a heartwarming photo from that one day when I was seven years old and I symbolically married Jesus Christ...
Okay, that's a little creepy when I put it that way, isn't it? Let's just call it my First Communion day and leave it at that.
Squirl, the virgin Bucky, Mom, the virgin Rebel
OH, IT GETS WORSE!
Lookie what I found...
'80s PROM ATTIRE STRIKES BACK!
1984, Senior Prom (his - I graduated in '83). I like how they left the little duct-tape X marker visible. Or maybe one of us was supposed to be on it. And after closer examination of this picture, I've concluded that it wasn't me who turned my boyfriend gay. I think nature took care of that for me.
Okay, that's a little creepy when I put it that way, isn't it? Let's just call it my First Communion day and leave it at that.
Squirl, the virgin Bucky, Mom, the virgin Rebel
OH, IT GETS WORSE!
Lookie what I found...
'80s PROM ATTIRE STRIKES BACK!
1984, Senior Prom (his - I graduated in '83). I like how they left the little duct-tape X marker visible. Or maybe one of us was supposed to be on it. And after closer examination of this picture, I've concluded that it wasn't me who turned my boyfriend gay. I think nature took care of that for me.
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 9:42 PM
26 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
I'm tellin' Squirl you didn't think she was a virgin.
(I'm trying on my new role as the "bratty sister.")
I can't marry Jesus - against the law.
You were so CUTE! I mean, you still ARE, but then you were a happy, "Tiffany Meets Debbie Gibson" cute - a whole new realm of Buckydom.
OMG! Except for the 80s hair, and 80s clothes, and 80s attitude, DUDE, you're hawt!!!!!!!!!!!
In the “Last Temptation of Christ” it was Mary Magdalene who married Jesus. Oh, well, I guess it could have been Mary Bucky.
But you look so, uh, virginal in those two pictures. So I guess it could be that you’re the Virgin Mary Bucky.
*whistles* Check out those legs! Oh, wait. Check out that leg!
Virginal my ... er, your ... ass. That prom picture is of a girl fully expecting to get seriously drunk and then, despite the persistent pinging of her gaydar, laid.
And yeah ... buddy goes right off the meter with the pinging. Which is fine - it would have taken a special man ... er, person ... to corral you.
... and when I say "special", I don't necessarily mean that in a "rides the short bus" sense. Although that would help.
Rebel was not a virgin by choice.
Hey,
Just givin' ya the ol' look see...I'd do ya....
Dr H.O. Potamus
Eclectic - well, somebody had to take the bratty sister mantle away from me sooner or later.
Mike - yeah, I married him. But do you think I ever, ever get so much as a phone call? Noooooo!
Jim - you could marry Jesus in Massachusetts, couldn't you?
And can you tell I was ready to sing at the mall there?
Eclectic - heheheheheheh, the turd curls don't ruin it?
SS Nick - virgin in the first pic, not so much in the second one!
Mr. B - only one at a time is allowed to be visible.
Nilbo - oh, I most certainly did ignore the pinging to do exactly that, the drinking and then the humping. You think I'd put on a dress and not expect to get laid? Ha!
And "short bus special" has always been a good match for me.
Squirl - now that I think about it, I doubt Rebel was a virgin in this pic at all. He was forever escaping the yard to go make little Rebel puppies.
Michael - heh heh, I'm glad my '80s stylin' could make your day a little brighter.
Hippo - please tell me you mean the second picture and not the first one. ;)
Damn, Bucky, those legs! You make an excellent fag hag, even if he was unsure about his orientation at the time. And the hair--oh, how I love the hot rollers.
OneCrueGirl - yes, it's true, I was honing my fag hag skills at the time. I can't remember if I had my hair done professionally for that or not. Somebody besides me is responsible for the hair, though. It's much too symmetrical to be my handiwork.
And has anyone looked on with surprise at the fact that I shared TWO pictures of myself in a dress, all in one post, and the world has not come to an end yet? Color me shocked.
Did you have your assless chaps on under your prom dress?
LOL more shoe flashbacks...
I'm thinking you're pretty smokin' in that formal picture.
You've got that "yeah, I look hot" look.
I *love* those shoes in that prom picture... LOVE them!
Jeff's Place - at the very most, I had pantyhose under the prom dress. And gay boyfriend or no, those didn't stay on long.
MilkMaid - I may not have had many shoes, but the ones I had were spectacularly bad!
LeafGirl - ha! Oh, I SO did not appreciate the shape my body was in then. Jeez...
CKelli - god knows, I might find them somewhere around here before the packin' is done...
Totaaaaally hot.
You cute lil' thang..look at your skinny lil self.
Love the big hair..can you do that to it now and take a pic?
loving the prom dress! and those shoes...wow!
I just met someone named Hedwig--I thought of your Hedwig post immediately...
Sultry!!!
:::wolf whistle:::
Okay, so how much taller than him were you?
Especially in those shoes?
Heh.
... That was for the prom pic...
Just figured I'd clarify that!
you are HOT - I love it ~
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