the Bucky Four-Eyes Cotillion

Monday, April 10, 2006

Move it on over

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Dear Internet as a Whole:

Katy is moving now. You would not believe the number of tchotchkes that are going with her. And I don't even mean just the battery-operated kind. If you have emailed her in the last week or so and she has not responded, it's only because she's been running around like a chicken with its head stuck in a KFC takeout bag for days now, finalizing arrangements and shoving unbelievable amounts of stuff into boxes (no, not like that).

She will be tied up - and not in any fun leathery way - for the next couple of days, but she promises to come back on Wednesday when the move is complete. And then she will have many, many, many things to say to you all, when the proverbial spilling of the beans commences.

Sure, she doesn't really have the Wienermobile, which is a shame, as it looks like it could hold all kinds of tchotchkes and guitars. But, nonetheless, isn't the Wienermobile just fun to look at?

Please stare at the big wiener until Wednesday. You know you want to.

32 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':

Blogger Bone Machine said...

That is vehicular vulgarity. I wonder what kind of gas mileage that dick on wheels gets.

12:25 PM, April 10, 2006  
Blogger Circus Kelli said...

You know what that thing needs, don't ya? FLAMES!

We'll miss you, Bucky! Good luck with the move!

1:28 PM, April 10, 2006  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Have a safe and easy (if that's possible) move.

1:30 PM, April 10, 2006  
Blogger BobbleheadHillbilly said...

I heard this rumor that Oscar Mayer is taking applications for wienermobile drivers. I would apply but I'm gonna save that for retirement.

2:22 PM, April 10, 2006  
Blogger Effie said...

"Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weeeiner,
Oh that is what I'd truly like to be
'Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer Weeeiner,
Then everybody'd be in love with me!"

3:16 PM, April 10, 2006  
Blogger JessicaRabbit said...

I wanna be a wienerwench.

3:22 PM, April 10, 2006  
Blogger MilkMaid said...

I want mustard.

4:33 PM, April 10, 2006  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

That is one HOT dog there little lady. Happy moving.

5:11 PM, April 10, 2006  
Blogger Nina said...

Not in a fun leathery way, now that sucks . . . I hate moving. What I really want to know is how did you get a picture of my car?

5:16 PM, April 10, 2006  
Blogger Susie said...

Although I'm sure you don't RELISH moving, we will eagerly await all that you have to tell us, and we will not GRILL you :)

(Putting on my Hello Kitty helmet so y'all can throw things at me :)

6:22 PM, April 10, 2006  
Anonymous kalki said...

Great, thanks, now I'm craving some big juicy weiner.

7:11 PM, April 10, 2006  
Anonymous lawbrat said...

OH yeah! Flames! You Go Kelli!

Moving is such fun! I love packing shit, and taking it to a new place, and leaving it in the box until next time. I hope all goes well for you, and dont strain yourself!

Susie and Kalki are NUTS!!

7:55 PM, April 10, 2006  
Blogger Momentarily_Distracted said...

We'll be here when you return.
Have a (somewhat as sane as one can get whist moving and) safe move, mmkay?

7:56 PM, April 10, 2006  
Blogger hellokittn said...

Good luck Bucky! SMOOCHIES :*

8:19 PM, April 10, 2006  
Blogger Phoebe Fay said...

Good luck with the move. I'm trying to think of a positive thing I can say about the actual moving process, but basically it's hell, so I'll just hope that it goes as fast and as smooth as is super-humanly possible.

And here's one good thing - at least you don't have to lug around all that monkey hair with the boxes!

11:23 PM, April 10, 2006  
Blogger Jim said...

I think wieners are always good to look at. Hope your move goes smooth, Miss Bucky!

11:42 PM, April 10, 2006  
Blogger eclectic said...

Hope your movement is not constipated.


(Wait. Let me borrow Susie's Hello Kitty helmet before y'all start throwing things.)

11:51 PM, April 10, 2006  
Blogger Madame D said...

As a veteran mover, all I can say is it sucks, but it'll be all over soon, and you can whine about it to your heart's content.
Good luck!

12:33 AM, April 11, 2006  
Blogger JD's Rose said...

Weiner staring... Imagine what you could do with a weiner that size!

8:08 AM, April 11, 2006  
Blogger OneCrueGirl said...

I love big red weiners on wheels. That sounds like a male take-out escort service, Weiners on Wheels. I hope your move goes well, and believe me when I say this, but there really is a light at the end of the tunnel. Try to be a Zen Master--there is only the move, there is no 'before the move,' there is no 'after the move.' Or something. It does end!!
Catch ya on the flip side.

10:35 AM, April 11, 2006  
Blogger Effie said...

We should have a party in Bucky's comments--like we did over at Squirl's a while ago--I'll bring the pizza & pop!

11:44 AM, April 11, 2006  
Blogger Circus Kelli said...

Sounds like a perfect idea! I'll eat the pizza!

Oh, and I'll snag the box of cookies from this meeting I just set up -- the cookies are as big as my head!

1:36 PM, April 11, 2006  
Blogger Mike said...

There's something basically wrong with you going off and leaving us with a picture of a big weiner to stare at. I don't know what it is yet, but it is just wrong.

Have a safe and happy move.

1:53 PM, April 11, 2006  
Blogger Effie said...

Those cookies sound PERFECT! I have some balloons--any party games? Truth or Dare!

3:30 PM, April 11, 2006  
Blogger Circus Kelli said...

Effie, I don't think playing truth or dare on Bucky's blog comments is such a good idea... I'm just sayin...

4:00 PM, April 11, 2006  
Blogger Effie said...

yeah, you might be right--how bout, um "i spy", wait, that's probably wrong too...Twister?

4:01 PM, April 11, 2006  
Blogger Annejelynn said...

I got me a pick of me posing next to a weiner of this very same creation... as does a friend of mine from Chicago...

happy moving! hope it goes smoothly!

4:55 PM, April 11, 2006  
Blogger Pissy Britches said...

WOO HOOOOO!
I am so excited.
You are MOVING.
I am giving you till Friday am to post again..
I cant wait any longer.
;)

10:00 PM, April 11, 2006  
Blogger Squirl said...

Crap! I can't believe it took until now for to be able to see this post. :(

Good luck, hon.

10:24 PM, April 11, 2006  
Blogger abcd said...

Bucky,
Good luck with your move. I think
this whole group needs Susie's Kitty
Helmet.

As I mentioned you are on my list
from Nikki-I gotta check on ya.

Now I know why I don't eat hot dogs.
That is just plain old nasty.

Shoshie

9:00 AM, April 12, 2006  
Blogger LadyBug said...

So you've actually posted a photo of your heretofore-only-rumored weiner.

NOW can we call you "Sir?"

9:33 AM, April 12, 2006  
Blogger Kat said...

OK, it's Wednesday and as much as I have enjoyed days and days of big weiner, I really am ready for some Bucky.

Hope everything went well, and if it didn't, I hope it was at least amusing.

2:38 PM, April 12, 2006  

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