News flash
My current list of Crimes Against Nature will be a few items shorter after I visit the spa today, where I will receive a much-needed haircut, a more-needed dye job, and an absolutely necessary monkey wax. I'm tired of hacking at it with a machete when I need to pee. (Side note: Did you know that severed labia don't regenerate?)
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 7:15 AM
9 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
I did not know that. I don't think I wanted to know that either but I'll keep it in mind for future reference. thanks. I think.
Eeeww about the labia.
Thanks for making me physically CRINGE!! GAH!
~SoozieQ
Gah! Oh and "waxing the monkey" sounds so much ruder than it is... Also, I've just finished watching "Night At The Museum" on DVD with Stumpy so now monkey to me = Dexter. I may need therapy...
or lord, poor labia...
It is so true that the warming sunlight of Spring brings to light many grooming atrocities. I have to 'go to the spa' myself and while there I'll remember the labia warning. Thanks.
Message received and understood:
"Do not piss off the monkey"
Got it.
"Severed Labia" would be a great name for a rock band.
Brazillian Monkeys would also be a great name for a rock band.
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