At least she didn't say "coochie snorcher"
Underpins.
Does that word make you laugh? It makes me giggle like a schoolgirl with a Sharpie up her ass.
You see, "underpins" was my mother's preferred euphemism for genitals. I believe it applied to either gender, though I associated it most often with the female naughty bits.
That is why, when I see something like this, I kinda sorta lose control and pee myself just a little bit:
Ooooh, I want some Burberry underpins! I want to be the first girl in the trailer park with a distinctive checked pattern on my underpins.
Didn't know I was so fashion-conscious, didja?
Alright, that was exceptionally stupid and pointless. Sorry. Here, have some boobs!
Consolation prize.
Does that word make you laugh? It makes me giggle like a schoolgirl with a Sharpie up her ass.
You see, "underpins" was my mother's preferred euphemism for genitals. I believe it applied to either gender, though I associated it most often with the female naughty bits.
That is why, when I see something like this, I kinda sorta lose control and pee myself just a little bit:
Ooooh, I want some Burberry underpins! I want to be the first girl in the trailer park with a distinctive checked pattern on my underpins.
Didn't know I was so fashion-conscious, didja?
Alright, that was exceptionally stupid and pointless. Sorry. Here, have some boobs!
Consolation prize.
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 5:02 PM
12 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
Life must be so easy when you can just up and flash tits to fix everything. When I flash mine, nothing whatsoever happens.
If I flashed mine, people would run.
Well, they would run if they had really good eyesight. Those with poor vision wouldn't even see them.
I despise euphemisms.
Of course, tits are another matter.
Wowza.
And underpins! Ha! It's more fancy than "down there", though. and your mom seemed like the kinda lady who knew how to do up a euphemism proper.
Only titties? *whew* And mighty fine they are, too! Here for a second, I was afraid you were going to show us your Burberry underpins. I really wasn't going to be ready for that.
Ha ha, underpins! It's been years since Ichabod's been able to hear that word without Mom's definition. Of course I had to tell him. :)
Nice boobs biatch...nice bra.
Holy shit.
That is all.
Brb.
Have some boobs?! Oh, how happy my Hubby would be if it were only that easy...
Wow, you were actually able to work the words coochie snorcher and a boob picture into the same post. Try as I might, I have never been able to do that.
I got nothing.
I'm so disappointed in myself.
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