the Bucky Four-Eyes Cotillion

Saturday, April 09, 2005

Rode hard and put up fossilized

Archaeologists have just unearthed this prime specimin of a prehistoric vagina. Lean in close, and you'll swear you can hear it purr, "Feed me, Seymour!"

18 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':

Blogger Candy said...

Ok now that aint right, and I had Nick come look at it, and you totally confused this poor pretty boy.

You big meanie, picking on poor boys.

11:58 PM, April 09, 2005  
Blogger Katy Barzedor said...

Heh heh heh
Sorry, Nick. I hope this doesn't give you fossil pussy nightmares.

12:07 AM, April 10, 2005  
Blogger Madame D said...

Well, at least he's pretty!

9:01 AM, April 10, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And to the left is the 5 ton bottle of Astroglide required for any festivities.

10:20 AM, April 10, 2005  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

And on the right is the 12 pack of industrial grade diamond flecked condoms. Ride in style.

11:28 AM, April 10, 2005  
Blogger Opera Gal said...

and then three feamle backup singers in sequinned gowns show up

11:41 AM, April 10, 2005  
Blogger Katy Barzedor said...

Guys, I'm not entirely sure, but I think this turn of conversation is arousing me.
I'll give you 20 minutes to stop that.

11:51 AM, April 10, 2005  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

Just before opening time, 20 firemen wearing only their hats arrive ready to douse the flames of luv should there be a few specks of flint within the Crystalline C*Word (collected from previous lovers).

Cheesecake anyone?

2:17 PM, April 10, 2005  
Blogger greatwhitebear said...

I SWEAR i am not going to make any ex girlfriend comments.

5:27 PM, April 10, 2005  
Blogger Squirl said...

If that's a vagina it looks like it has teeth.

5:30 PM, April 10, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dentata. Ouch.

Reminds me a little of an occasion bumping kitties with a stubbly friend many years ago. PAIN not pleasure.

7:40 PM, April 10, 2005  
Blogger Katy Barzedor said...

La Pix, OW! Whisker burn baaaaaad!

8:21 PM, April 10, 2005  
Blogger Torrie said...

I think I saw something like that somewhere in Asia once....

11:22 PM, April 10, 2005  
Blogger spoonleg said...

you got somethin against asians torrie?!

FEED ME ALL NIGHT LOOOONG! (my favorite musical of all time!)

8:48 AM, April 11, 2005  
Blogger Torrie said...

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9:21 AM, April 11, 2005  
Blogger Torrie said...

I have nothing against anyone who can shoot ping pong balls out of their area.

9:22 AM, April 11, 2005  
Blogger Annejelynn said...

oh my god - disturbing...

4:29 PM, April 11, 2005  
Blogger Meggan said...

It looks like what Jabba the Hut's girly parts would look like if he had them.

3:31 AM, April 14, 2005  

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