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Friday, May 25, 2007

At least she didn't say "coochie snorcher"


Does that word make you laugh? It makes me giggle like a schoolgirl with a Sharpie up her ass.

You see, "underpins" was my mother's preferred euphemism for genitals. I believe it applied to either gender, though I associated it most often with the female naughty bits.

That is why, when I see something like this, I kinda sorta lose control and pee myself just a little bit:

Ooooh, I want some Burberry underpins! I want to be the first girl in the trailer park with a distinctive checked pattern on my underpins.

Didn't know I was so fashion-conscious, didja?

Alright, that was exceptionally stupid and pointless. Sorry. Here, have some boobs!

201:  Whore red
Consolation prize.

12 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':

Blogger Flying Mermaid said...

Life must be so easy when you can just up and flash tits to fix everything. When I flash mine, nothing whatsoever happens.

2:44 AM, May 26, 2007  
Blogger Spilling Ink said...

If I flashed mine, people would run.

6:57 PM, May 26, 2007  
Blogger Spilling Ink said...

Well, they would run if they had really good eyesight. Those with poor vision wouldn't even see them.

7:00 PM, May 26, 2007  
Blogger Unknown said...

I despise euphemisms.

Of course, tits are another matter.

7:46 PM, May 26, 2007  
Blogger Amy said...


And underpins! Ha! It's more fancy than "down there", though. and your mom seemed like the kinda lady who knew how to do up a euphemism proper.

9:27 PM, May 26, 2007  
Blogger eclectic said...

Only titties? *whew* And mighty fine they are, too! Here for a second, I was afraid you were going to show us your Burberry underpins. I really wasn't going to be ready for that.

12:34 AM, May 27, 2007  
Blogger Squirl said...

Ha ha, underpins! It's been years since Ichabod's been able to hear that word without Mom's definition. Of course I had to tell him. :)

9:38 AM, May 27, 2007  
Blogger Pissy Britches said...

Nice boobs biatch...nice bra.

4:16 PM, May 27, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy shit.

That is all.


6:58 PM, May 27, 2007  
Blogger Unknown said...

Have some boobs?! Oh, how happy my Hubby would be if it were only that easy...

12:01 AM, May 28, 2007  
Blogger Mike said...

Wow, you were actually able to work the words coochie snorcher and a boob picture into the same post. Try as I might, I have never been able to do that.

9:21 PM, May 28, 2007  
Blogger Bone Machine said...

I got nothing.

I'm so disappointed in myself.

6:53 PM, May 29, 2007  

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