I wore a trenchcoat to buy this
I bought this at Petsmart for Snickers yesterday:
I'm not so sure Snickers is gonna get it.
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 9:57 PM
Sunday, February 06, 2005
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16 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
That is hilarious! I am cracking up!
Big Black Monster Bone
Hey Erin, I see in your profile that you have a cat named Nudge. I used to have a gorgeous long-haired calico named Nudgie. She was a pushy little girl, hence her name. How did your Nudge acquire his name?
Where do you put the batteries?
I love that you break out the red draping fabric for the doggie bone.
I've heard that once you go black you never go back.
Schmootz -- no batteries, unfortunately. It's all wrist powered. I'm currently designing a wrist-mounted solar panel, so I'll get back to you on that.
Girl.A -- I wanted to make it as whorehouse as possible. And once you go bone, you're never alone.
Hey, do I hear a whole new Bone Rollers story bangin around in there somewhere, Bucky?
I'm afraid this bone is a bit too big to roll.
Oh my. Well, yes, and I see you took it home and gave it the red carpet treatment.
Yes, and let me tell you a little secret: the red carpet doesn't match the drapes.
That's all I'm sayin'. . .
Your comment on dooce, the "Diva Cup of ice cream," made me all tingly in my bathroom parts. I mean that as a compliment, truly.
Anytime I can encourage tingly bathroom parts is a successful day for me!
Is it a Black Panther fist?
Miz Striz, you may be right about the Black Panther, but I don't think it's necessarily a *fist*
There's a much less whorehousy photo of this product, in a different color, on PetSmart's site:
http://tinyurl.com/4xof2
I don't know Bucky, I think that PetSmart one is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse. Flesh-colored, shaped like a head pointing left, and the ridge reminds me of a certain vein... I really busted out laughing at this "less whore-housey picture".
Oh my.
-Danielle
danielleblog.com
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