the Bucky Four-Eyes Cotillion

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Punch drunk monkey smack talk

If I tried to make any concerted effort to write tonight, I'm fairly certain the finished product would resemble the worst aspects of Don Quixote, a novel I love but which digresses more often than not.

So, what the hell - list making here is a lot more fun than list making for the grocery store. Unless I get to write kumquats or pumpernickel, then it's all worth it.


Things that are tripping my trigger right now

  • The new Los Lonely Boys' CD, Sacred. It needs to go on my iPod so I hear it more. I think they've nicely avoided the sophomore jinx.

  • Clerks II. That movie is so wrong, which, of course, made it love at first viewing for me. I just can't stop thinking about the issue of ass to mouth.

  • GTA: San Andreas. Not sure that having a Playstation in my room is a great idea, but I'm having fun with it. I adore speeding around on a fast motorbike and then jumping off and using a rocket launcher and sniper rifle to destroy an armed roadblock. Who knew you could carry heavy weaponry on a tiny bike?

  • Sushi. I've got a belly full of it right now, and it's a mighty happy belly. If I could roll around in my own tastebuds, I'd do it this very instant.

  • Chianti. I may or may not be letting some trip my trigger at this moment. *hic*

  • Project Runway. How come nobody told me about this shit ages ago? Bravo has the best supply of catty gay men since Oscar Wilde's Boys' Academy. More about this in particular tomorrow. The TV show, I mean; not the Academy.

Things that are pissing me off right now

  • Ed McMahon hasn't found my house yet. Where's my giant-sized check, biatch?

  • The fact that my body is 41 years old and acts like it. I'm the baby of the family, dammit, and I'm supposed to be eternally youthful. Hmmmph. Oh, well...at least I still have mental immaturity on my side.

  • I can't wave a magic wand and make things all better for the people I love. If I find out my only superpower is wearing assless chaps, my ass is gonna be a little chapped.

Things that are making me crack up right now


  • This adorably absurd creature:

    Yoga with Master Wobbles

    Just be glad I didn't show you the one right before this where he had his face buried in his ass. See? This is a classy joint.

20 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':

Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

I give up! I've been trying for 45 minutes to get the format right on this post. I think perhaps Blogger's a bit cattywompus tonight.

But you get the jizz, um, gist, right?

2:01 AM, August 03, 2006  
Blogger JessicaRabbit said...

Wobbles is just showing off again.

4:34 AM, August 03, 2006  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

*overlooking another damn cat photo*

I forget which live show I downloaded, but the sound quality is excellent and the tunes ain't bad:

http://tinyurl.com/p8xpj

7:07 AM, August 03, 2006  
Blogger Humble Beginnings said...

Just another reason why I love wobbles.

8:38 AM, August 03, 2006  
Blogger Bone Machine said...

It's been far too long since I've played GTA. It's the shit!

8:47 AM, August 03, 2006  
Blogger Jim said...

You know, the more I see Wobbles, the more I'm convinced that we were MEANT to be together. Any gay thing (person, cat) that can do that has MY vote.

Jess has convinced me to take a gander at Project Runway too. Now, if I can only get time to WATCH it.

9:27 AM, August 03, 2006  
Blogger Circus Kelli said...

Classy joint? Of course. A case of not getting the camera out fast enough, more probable. ;)

9:39 AM, August 03, 2006  
Blogger Squirl said...

Wobbles is just checking to see what is the latest flavor of popsicle he received.

10:11 AM, August 03, 2006  
Blogger eclectic said...

Ha! Squirl is sooooooo smart! Bucky, maybe if you started doing some of those Wobbles moves it'd clear up that whole 41 thing.

10:27 AM, August 03, 2006  
Anonymous Recovering Straight Girl said...

My kids are addicted to Project Runway.

What does cattywompus mean?

1:39 PM, August 03, 2006  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Cattywompus = not right, messed up. Urban dictionary also says it means diagonally across from something, like kitty corner, but I've always heard it used to describe something that's kind of fucked up.

1:54 PM, August 03, 2006  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

And Mr. B? There are twelve cats here, so you'd best suck it up and get used to the fact that I chase those critters with a camera all the time.

My masthead about pestering the cats was no exaggeration.

2:06 PM, August 03, 2006  
Blogger whfropera said...

Wobbles is just demonstrating that yes, you can go to ass-to-mouth.
and, btw? the scene where Randall demonstrates the LOTR trilogy?

I cried I laughed so hard.

3:15 PM, August 03, 2006  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

What, no comment about the linkage to the free tuneage? :P

4:39 PM, August 03, 2006  
Blogger Amy said...

Whenever my mother in law's cat is sitting there with the leg in the air and giving itself a good arse wash, my MIL yells, "The FLAG's UP!" and laughs her head off.

I am glad she has a good time. Really.

5:50 PM, August 03, 2006  
Anonymous Laura said...

Classiest joint i've ever been in! Hope the cat didn't lick his lips afterward...

6:23 PM, August 03, 2006  
Blogger Nilbo said...

More to the point, I hope Wobbles didn't lick YOUR lips after.

7:45 PM, August 03, 2006  
Blogger Closet Metro said...

Clerks II was so wonderful.

8:34 PM, August 03, 2006  
Blogger Dixie said...

kumquats......pumpernickel

*snickering* she said kumquat! and pumpernickel!! teeheehee

more kitty porn! yippee!!

8:39 PM, August 03, 2006  
Blogger song said...

wobbles looks so soft.

I hate living in Australia, I've been waiting for clerks II for soooo loooong now.

10:44 PM, August 03, 2006  

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