Youse guys are the BEE'S KNEES!

UPDATE: I have had to make a change to my blog, at least temporarily, in light of the ridiculous amount of comment spam that I am removing hourly here. I have still resisted the verification letters, but I have cut off anonymous commenting, since all the spam in this recent onslaught seems to be from that fuckface "Anonymous." I hope to be able to change back to anyone commenting soon, but for the time being...it's either this, or I rip out chunks of my hair while I swear vengeance against the spamwipes. And it's too cold to be missing any hair right now.


I just wanted to express my extreme gratitude for the kindness everyone online has shown me, not only recently, but during other very dark times in my life. It's hard for me to even find words to tell you how much I appreciate all your support, especially considering you're being so nice to a girl who can't seem to stop talking about tampons and buttplugs.

Mucho mucho thanks go to Susie, Eclectic, and Squirl for arranging an online housewarming - sorry, houseHOTTING - party for me over at Susie's place. I sure hope Susie's daughter didn't see us all passed out in puddles of our own bodily fluids this morning on her way to school.

Their generosity, and YOUR generosity, astound and overwhelm me. Never in my life would I have thought I could have such good friends in people I technically haven't met. Your gifts, and your good wishes, are more appreciated than you can ever know. Of course, I suppose now this means I have to cook and clean, but what the hell. I had to start sooner or later, didn't I? I dare say, I might even be inspired to bathe once in a while.

To show you just how much y'all make my heart swell, I thought maybe now would be a good time to give you a peek at my monkey.



THANK YOU!