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Sunday, April 16, 2006

Well, I tried to celebrate...

I just realized last night that I had never in my life decorated Easter eggs - at least, not that I can remember. I may have decorated houses and cars with eggs, but I don't believe I've ever actually decorated the eggs themselves.

Jess was shocked and appalled when I told her, and felt that should be rectified. So, after dinner last night, I had my first taste of egg adornment, as the boys and I stood over the kitchen counter and rendered the chicken by-products nigh unto unrecognizable. It was pretty fun, especially when I was told I could crayon anything I pleased onto the eggs before dye dipping them. I'm sure Jess will have pictures later.

For my part, I wanted to bring a little of my Catholic heritage to the Easter weekend, even if I don't practice anymore. I figured it was the least I could do after scrawling obscenities on the boys' Easter eggs.

What could be more Catholic than the Stations of the Cross? I thought it would be a most excellent idea if I could arrange to put on the Passion Play for the whole family.

It was the perfect plan. However, my star refused to cooperate, so the production was essentially a bust.

The passion of the Wobbles

Wobbles was decidedly displeased with his starring role. And if you can't get the star to work, how can you expect the extras to be the least bit manageable? I had to scrap the whole thing.

Happy Easter to you all anyway, whether it's a religious day for you, an eggs-and-chocolate-bunnies day, or just another Sunday you can sleep late.

Oh, and in case you wondered: Wobbles wouldn't wear the bunny costume, either.

17 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':

Blogger Unknown said...

In your passion play, did you have a small cross made for Wobbles for the crucifixion scene? If so, did you have a secondary reason for selecting your star? With your fantasies of sticking things up his butt and now nailing him to a cross, is there a message to are giving the cat?

Be careful, Bucky, I was almost smothered once when a cat curled up and fell asleep on my face. Wobbles may have the similar plans for you.

A blessed and joyful Easter to you!

5:11 PM, April 16, 2006  
Blogger Squirl said...

So you can get him to hold still for popsicles but not a plastic crown of thorns. Hmmmm, I'm thinking you and Wobbles belong together.

5:15 PM, April 16, 2006  
Blogger I'm not here. said...

Popsicles are different than the crown of thorns. One is cold yet refreshingly delicious, while the other...well, I'll let you do the math on that one.

Happy Easter! :oD

9:46 PM, April 16, 2006  
Blogger Candy said...

BUCKY! How many times do I have to tell you the sex toys dont leave the bedroom.

Nick is going to be SO annoyed you put his cock ring on Wobbles head AGAIN.

We have to have that talk about boundries again.

10:14 PM, April 16, 2006  
Blogger eclectic said...

Nick's cock ring is pink? NICE!

10:58 PM, April 16, 2006  
Blogger Kranki said...


Happy Easter.

11:54 PM, April 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now you have a TON of new, captive, models for photos!

I'm so jealous!

9:08 AM, April 17, 2006  
Blogger LadyBug said...

Perhaps you should've offered Wobbles a popsicle?

9:42 AM, April 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn, girl, I go away for a few days and come back to some serious cat-porn here! No wonder I was having Bucky-withdrawals. Glad to see that Wobbles and the gang are welcoming you into their home...although I heard that Wobbles prefers grape, not orange.
Congrats to you, Nick, Jess (no, NOT those Newlyweds, thank you very much), and the whole gang of 4-leggeds!!

10:23 AM, April 17, 2006  
Blogger Amy said...

Happy Easter to you, Bucky. Poor Cat.

11:48 AM, April 17, 2006  
Blogger Effie said...

Um, yeah--how bout some pics of your easter eggs?

Happy Easter Bucky!

11:56 AM, April 17, 2006  
Blogger Annejelynn said...

omg - you're kidding, right? please tell me that's not a real cockadoodle doo ring? it doesn't, um, look right? it's HUGE!?!

12:32 PM, April 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a very scary thing when Squirl and I think of the same notion.

12:44 PM, April 17, 2006  
Blogger limpy99 said...

You are so totally going to hell for that Passion play. And it was so totally worth it.

To me anyway.

1:35 PM, April 17, 2006  
Blogger Madame D said...

I second the notion that we totally need some egg photos.
I didn't take any of the eggs we decorated, and I got to escape that horror yesterday at my gram's...but I still can't believe you'd never done it before!

SSNick-My last kitty, the first night I had her she did that twice, tried to kill me.
I knew it had to be love.

7:06 PM, April 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's a good website for ya'll...

I thought of you bucky when I looked at this book on Amazon titled:

Everthing Here Is Mine

It is just under the window that shows cat videos on your left.

BTW: If you do watch the video, check out the cat that Made It under the door!

8:26 PM, April 17, 2006  
Blogger Deli mom said...

You'd never colored easter eggs. Damn I thought every one had done that.

10:13 PM, April 17, 2006  

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