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Friday, June 01, 2007

Things that leave me speechless

Some of what you are about to see may actually enhance your life; some of it, not. Proceed at your own risk!

Doe-Me-Doe Duds from the movie The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T.

This is one of the gayest things I've ever seen, and I mean that in the best possible way. Even better? It was written by Dr. Seuss.

How to Make Poop (High Quality)

With a name like the German Porn Master, you know this has to be high-caliber stuff. Warning: High EWWWWW factor (in case the name "How to Make Poop" didn't tip you off).
Personally, I believe he's overthinking it...there are simpler ways to make poop. I've got a panful I could send him.

Enjoy your weekend. Muahahahahaaaaa......

13 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':

Blogger eclectic said...

Like we need directions to make the stuff?? What I want is the directions on how to eat whatever I want and NOT make poop. Because really, other than as party favors, what good is poop?

4:53 PM, June 01, 2007  
Blogger Unknown said...

I shall not view the videos because I'm planning on going to bed in the next two hours, and I'm afraid of what kinds of dreams I will have. Besides, we're toilet-training a three year old -- the last of three children. Trust me. I don't need to see how one more person makes poop.

Oh, and you said there would be pictures later... Where are the pictures?

10:28 PM, June 01, 2007  
Blogger Unknown said...

I agree with Eclectic, especially since both Alex and I have irritable bowel syndrome.

5:54 AM, June 02, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The shit that people put on You Tube ceases to amaze me!

7:14 AM, June 02, 2007  
Blogger here today, gone tomorrow said...


Wonder where I can get me some of them "undulating undies"?

10:55 AM, June 02, 2007  
Blogger Squirl said...

The Doe-me-doe duds. Could he be any gayer? I mean, really???

7:47 PM, June 02, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did he sing, "dress me up in pretzels?" Are you sure YOU didn't write that?

11:55 AM, June 03, 2007  
Blogger Unknown said...

the best part about Doe-Me-Doe Duds?

the fact that the outfit he does end up in? One of the most poorly fitting, ill-constructed monstrosities on the face of any planet.

no comments at this time regarding poop.


9:29 PM, June 03, 2007  
Blogger Dr. JAT said...

Our Tornado (the middle child) brought Arjay a gift this morning...fresh poo from the dog. The angel had a donut in one hand with fresh poo in the other. Fortunately, the child knew which hand to eat out of. Gotta love poo and kids...they go together! It has been a week of poo since the baby pooed in the tub yesterday...Arjay didn't discover it until after he bathed too!

5:48 PM, June 04, 2007  
Blogger Kranki said...

I want my Organdy Snood too! Dammit!

1:43 PM, June 05, 2007  
Blogger Schmootzie said...

I watched in awe, but after two minutes I know a lot less excrutiating ways to get that job done.

I'm going to post a method that kicks this method's ass... and you can eat it too.

10:53 PM, June 06, 2007  
Blogger Flying Mermaid said...

Ohhh, Dress Me! Do you know of Del Rey? She's an old friend of mine who is a mindfuck of a musician, in fact, it was at her house that I first met Candye, back in 1992.

Anyway, she does that song, and it's always been a favorite of mine. Yet, I'd never seen that clip! Yay!

5:42 PM, June 09, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


10:58 AM, June 20, 2007  

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