No, I'm not taking the camera
So, I found out yesterday that Jim got us a jacuzzi room for the night at a local hotel. Doesn't that sound relaxing? Right now, though, I am anything but relaxed as I pack a suitcase with a night's worth of, you know, clothes and stuff you don't want to know about. Why didn't I do this last night?
Anyway, since it's supposed to be a romantic evening (nudge nudge wink wink), and the room has no high-speed access, I shall not be posting anyting tonight. I swear I'll try to put something up during the day tomorrow (big night out for us tomorrow night, too).
In the meantime, if you find yourself dejected that there is no new post here, I suggest you seek professional help immediately. If it is after hours, and there is no professional help available, then fondle your genitals until the earth shakes. Really, that's the next best thing to professional help.
See you 'round tomorrow!
Anyway, since it's supposed to be a romantic evening (nudge nudge wink wink), and the room has no high-speed access, I shall not be posting anyting tonight. I swear I'll try to put something up during the day tomorrow (big night out for us tomorrow night, too).
In the meantime, if you find yourself dejected that there is no new post here, I suggest you seek professional help immediately. If it is after hours, and there is no professional help available, then fondle your genitals until the earth shakes. Really, that's the next best thing to professional help.
See you 'round tomorrow!
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 1:07 PM
8 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
Aw, how sweet. You know, in a you're-gonna-getchoo-some kind of way.
If one fondles themselves until the earth shakes and then pays themselves for the professional help, can they go to jail??
Hypothetically speaking of course, ignore that tremor; I'm sure it's just a large truck rolling by.
mmmmm... gotta love them jacuzzi rooms.
-Danielle
danielleblog.com
While patiently waiting for photos from said event, Mr. Bloggerific Himself politely and with complete respect offers:
Spoonleg? I'm sure you hear this on a daily basis and fend it off with dignity and skill, but: “WOW! You, are indeed a hottie. Yeah Texas! “
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You really should have taken a camera. Events like this really need to be recorded for posterity. They have great potential historical value (and even greater commercial value, bet I could get a bundle on ebay for those pics!).
Wait. Camera is required. We want both the visual of your posterity and the sound it makes when getting stinky on his pinky.
My husband and I have actually set off the fire alarm cuz it was so damn steamy in there. How you do too!
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