the Bucky Four-Eyes Cotillion

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

I've rarely been prouder

I just discovered that someone found the Cotillion today via a Yahoo! search for Toni Tennille nipple pictures

This may be the single coolest search string ever used to lure innocents to my Den of Incontinence. And that takes into account "The Bouf," girl in diarrhea tub, engorged lesbians, and of course, the ever-popular, there-every-day,"kielbasa queen."

I always hope I've at least entertained people for a minute, even if I don't have those sausage deep-throat pictures they were lookin' for in the first place.

I can, of course, satisfy those who are inordinately curious about The Bouf, for a nominal fee...

14 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':

Blogger Nilbo said...

Damn. So, no sausage pictures, then? OK, I'm off to "Giant nipple pics" ...

7:21 PM, June 15, 2005  
Blogger Squirl said...

Toni Tenille nipple pictures. Oh, ma gawd.

8:48 PM, June 15, 2005  
Blogger Nilbo said...

I think we should totally manipulate the Google searches that end up here. Like, for example, anybody looking for BRITNEY SPEARS NUDE BONDAGE PICS could show up ...

9:33 PM, June 15, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Hey, how did you know about the Britney photo spread I had planned for the weekend?

Dang, you just can't keep a secret in this neighborhood...

9:57 PM, June 15, 2005  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

Must been all that musky rat luv goin' on.

10:03 PM, June 15, 2005  
Blogger JessicaRabbit said...

Geez, well here let me help you, here is one I get all the time.

Cinderella snapping pussy.



Your welcome.

3:54 AM, June 16, 2005  
Blogger Squirl said...

Okay, Mr B, now I'll have another song in my head all day.

6:47 AM, June 16, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Mr. B - Do you wanna be Muskrat Susie or Muskrat Sam this time?

Jess - Ooooh, another reason for people to mistakenly come here and say, "Hey! There's no actual porn here - what the fuck?" And why, exactly, is Cinderella's pussy snapping? Is it pissed off?

Squirl - Hey, better than "Afternoon Delight", right?

8:16 AM, June 16, 2005  
Blogger It's Me, Maven... said...

Hehehe, sure beats "hairy, fat chicks" as the query which lands some folks on my blog (that, and octopus sex, and natalee holloway gang bang, BLECH!!)

I always poke fun at the search engines and intentionally put ODDBALL things in my blog (under titles "More Fun with Search Engines") because invariably someone will land on my site as a result of something like:

DOLPHIN SEX
SNAUSSAGE SEX
FAT CHICK SEX

but... Toni Tennille Nipples? :)

10:17 AM, June 16, 2005  
Blogger Squirl said...

Thanks, Bucky, my brain just reverted back to Afternoon Delight.

10:29 AM, June 16, 2005  
Blogger SierraBella said...

I'd think anyone searching for Toni Tennille nipple pictures belongs here at the Cotillion!
It might have even been one of your regulars...
I swear it wasn't me!

11:02 AM, June 16, 2005  
Blogger Kitty said...

Squirl Teat Butter?

8:58 AM, June 17, 2005  
Blogger Kitty said...

Nipple pinchin straight-jacket beehive jizz collectors?

9:30 AM, June 17, 2005  
Blogger Squirl said...

Kitty, those'll really bring 'em in.

12:06 PM, June 17, 2005  

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