I've rarely been prouder

I just discovered that someone found the Cotillion today via a Yahoo! search for Toni Tennille nipple pictures

This may be the single coolest search string ever used to lure innocents to my Den of Incontinence. And that takes into account "The Bouf," girl in diarrhea tub, engorged lesbians, and of course, the ever-popular, there-every-day,"kielbasa queen."

I always hope I've at least entertained people for a minute, even if I don't have those sausage deep-throat pictures they were lookin' for in the first place.

I can, of course, satisfy those who are inordinately curious about The Bouf, for a nominal fee...