Photoshop boob job
This is merely a scientific experiment. My question is for the people who hate my pictures that use liquify:
Is it less scary for you if I don't liquify my face in any way? I mean, is it the eyes or the mouth that freak y'all the fuck out?
Take the example above. I've given myself a quick up-'do and a big ol' rack, and I didn't have to miss any work!
So, is this just as bad? You know I couldn't ask without illustration. I think too highly of y'all.
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 10:23 PM
27 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
I'm likin' it, although I'd have to see the original for comparison.
My temptation, too, would be to add some Patti Smith armpit pelts and some highbeams on those headlights ...
Nilbo, don't think the highbeams didn't occur to me when I had the hot pink out...
(gosh, that sounded even dirtier than I had intended)
Oh WOW.... I'm in love! Or at least, madly in lust!
HA! You are funny Bucky. Now that is fun with Photoshop. Thanks for the giggle.
Ok baby, its going to be alright. I know some good doctors that can get those suckers to drop back down and let you put your arms down again.
How many times did I tell you not to get a boob job from a guy whos name you got off a cracker jack box?
And as far as the hair, I can fix that. But really, those things are torpedos!
*ducks head in relief he's sitting at the back of the class*
Okay, nobody's answered your question yet. This is not as scary as when you mess with your face!
Bear - To hell with blondes, DD cups have waaay more fun.
August95 - I just don't have the cash for real breast enhancement, so I dream and dream with Photoshop...
Jess -- are you sure you're not secretly afraid that you'll lose your title as Bazonga Queen? You know, once the blogosphere gets a gander at my new torpedoes?
And I wish we'd talked about pickin' a doctor before I went.
My arms are really, really tired.
Can somebody scratch my monkey for me?
Mr B - they can still poke your eye out; you are not immune in the back row, young man.
Squirl - so I can (graphically) mess with my hooters all day long, and give myself bouffants and beehives, and there will be no complaints?
Let the games begin!
*clawing my eyes out*
I'll take one for the team and scratch your monkey. But my hands are full. Fortunately, I have the tongue of a cat ...
Oh, STOP. You are a funny, funny girl. Now put yourself back like you were, and get this room cleaned up before dinner.
I'm not? Damn. May I be excused?
(sigh) Mom always comes in and spoils everybody's fun ...
I think you oughta put the Bucky Bug-Eyes face on this body, and make that your profile pic. Very sultry.
(Sorry if this is a repeat. No time to read all the comments today.)
Ghost - would it help if I wore a merkin? Jim and I were brushing the dog last night, and I wondered aloud if I should make a merkin from the discarded fur.
Kitty - only my mom rocks the bouf harder than me.
Nilbo - you know I never could resist that little sandpaper tongue...
Susie - *pout* you just don't want me to have monster hooters. Maybe I should liquify the chaps pictures...
Mr. B - no, young man, you're trapped in class with the rest of my victims. And where's my apple?
Nilbo - I don't believe Mom told you to put that sandpaper tongue away...
LadyBug - Brilliant! A sure way to freak everyone completely out.
I prefer this so much more than the scary eyes.
Please Photoshop the assless chaps picture!
Adam brought the apple, I was asked in the hall to bring in this snake for some reason.
Mommy? Mommy, is that you? I'm scared!!!
Suuuuuusssieeee!!! (clasps hand over eyes and runs blindly into bucky's monkey cage and falls over unconcious)
Oh baby, I would gladly share my title of bazonga queen, I am mostly concerned because it seems you have a lazy eye effect going on with your knockers there. One seems to be wandering one way and the other seems to be trying to head the other direction.
Boobs shouldnt look like they are trying to run away, pop, or float up and out.
I do like this better then the scary eyes, but if you had to have one or the other, at least you can always put your glasses back on. There is no hiding lazy tit. Nope. I dont want to have to call you Ol' one hoot.
BFE- WOAH!
Greenie- You just made me laugh sooooooooooooooo damn hard. Thank you!
Torrie - so we have two votes for Yes to Enhanced Tits and/or Hair, No to Enhanced Eyes and/or Mouth. Check.
Sierrabella - Heh heh heh, yeah, I think I kinda have to. Heh heh heh...
Mr B - I sorta suspected you of surreptitious serpentry. Suspicion satisfied.
Greenie - nobody calls me "Mommy" unless there's backdoor action involved. I thought you didn't want anybody to know about us, silly boy!
Now everybody knows you've been in my monkey cage...
Jess - In the light of day, I, too, am a bit alarmed by the asymmetry of my 'shopped ta-tas. I shall consult you before my next makeover. I know I can have fashion faith in the woman who guided me to my beloved assless chaps in the first place. Where were you to dress my fashion-challenged ass when I was in a band?
Plum - all I can say is BAM! I guess my "edited" knockers were just too much for Greenie.
Back door action?
I prefer syrup.
Jess, mine look like they're ready for retirement . . . trying to move south. Although, thanks to Oprah, I do have the right size bra now.
My high school aged step son was discussing his class mate and next door neighbor. She was sporting cleavage in her bikini top that had previously been, er, non existant. Rumor at school was she had been surgically enhanced. So I asked him:
Daniel, if she was your girlfriend would it matter if they were real or not? Replies Daniel (with big shit eatin grin)..NOPE!
it's always about the boobs!
this is hysterical
Try scanning the fur from a fresh dog brushing. Yea, you could reaallly have some fun with the scanner. (Careful now, the glass is fragile and very suseptable to smears.
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